Definitions by Fizzle

sop it up 

Southern slang
1. dry your tears and man up. see suck it up, cowboy up, cheer up.
2. a not so tactful way of saying no use crying over spilled milk
3. what you say when you see a hot chick, usually having "with a biscuit" on the end. comes from the fact that ladies tend to produce moisture in certain areas when they are aroused. strange that it's used this way, because usually the hot chick is not aroused at all, and is in fact turned off completely by your ugly mug.

1. Sop it up; let's go!
2. So you made a mistake. Sop it up.
3. person 1: Hey check out that chick.
person 2: Whoa, sop it up with a biscuit!

sop it up by fizzle April 2, 2004

g-man 

n. An FBI agent, Federal marshal, or other law enforcement officer who can kick your ASS.

Eliot Ness was the original G-man.

g-man by fizzle April 2, 2004

bajunkajunk 

n. 1. A booty that's big, but not the right shape. A misshapen badonkadonk.
2. A true badonkadonk, but is used and tore up.

That ain't no badonkadonk, that's a bajunkajunk.

bajunkajunk by fizzle April 2, 2004

main bitch 

n. Not a wife, not a girlfriend, but very close to a main squeeze. Usually the favorite girl of several.

"Is that your wife, your girlfriend, or just your main bitch?"--Ludacris

main bitch by fizzle April 2, 2004

swap

v. bastardization of "to swat". Origin: Southeastern United States, state of Tennessee in particular.

Hand me the flyswapper so I can swap that fly!

swap by fizzle April 1, 2004

caunk 

n. bastardization of caulk, as in sealant.
v. tr. to caulk
Origin: Southeastern United States, state of Tennessee in particular

Give me the caunk so I can caunk the bathtub.

caunk by fizzle April 1, 2004

high cotton 

n. An Al Franken t-shirt
n. There actually is a t-shirt company called "High Cotton" and I have the one that says "c:\dos. c:\dos\run. run\dos\run."

I'm wearing my high cotton today.

high cotton by fizzle April 1, 2004