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Pigapuss

The green, wrinkled Shrek-rat oracle thing from Sonic Underground.

The term was coined by YouTuber and Sonic fan, Peter Knetter.
Joe Schmoe: Hey dude! What happened to your car?

John Doe: Oh, I hit a pigapuss on the way home last night.
by Fire Tongue May 12, 2020
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Twitter Outrage Mob

Sometimes shortened to TOM, the Twitter Outrage Mob is a large group of people on social media sites (having originated on Twitter, specifically) that attempt to cancel others by use of harassment, bullying, shaming, and/or otherwise silencing those who merely disagree with their own beliefs that they force upon others. They spread falsified information that easily gains traction online and usually results in the individual or company in which they are pressuring to conform to their beliefs. They are the ones who are largely behind Western Cancel Culture.

These people can usually be identified as being blue-haired, white liberal women who recently graduated college with a degree in either the social sciences and/or gender studies because they have no practical skills that can be applied to the real world. However, there have been cases of effeminate men who reside in California who also play an active role in the Twitter Outrage Mob. They reside inside of an echo chamber and so are not used to hearing people with differing viewpoints. They immediately believe that that non-conforming person is a threat, and thus, must be terminated.
Sarah: Why didn't you respond to my friend request on Twitter last night?

Lucas: The Twitter Outrage Mob spam reported my account several times until I was banned.
by Fire Tongue June 18, 2020
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Matt From Wii Sports

Matt is a beast who is capable of obliterating universes with but a mere glance, and that's when he's using only .000000000000000001% of his true power. It is wise to never challenge Matt to a duel unless you hate your own anus that badly. He is a pro in everything that he does, and you're guaranteed to lose to him every. single. time.
A CPU from the Wii Sports franchise that is capable of standing toe-to-toe with Shaggy in a death match. His strength is unmatched by any and every other Mii on the island.

It is rumored that Matt From Wii Sports shiny, mocha-colored bald head is capable of seeing millennia into the future.
by Fire Tongue June 18, 2020
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Hate Speech

Speech that others may or may not find offensive; a type subjective speech.

Hate Speech may include both actual hateful words or phrases that are rightly deemed unacceptable by society or may also include words or phrases that

a particularly vocal minor piece of society may find offensive, but really aren't offensive at all.
Franklin was banned from Twatter on the grounds of posting Hate Speech, when all he posted was a meme that depicted a blue whale saying "Respecc Whalemen!".
by Fire Tongue July 7, 2020
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Thotticus

A rude, obnoxious person. This term can be applied to either men or woman despite the gendered prefix.

This word is an insult. So it's wise to use it sparingly.
Doug: Your hat is ugly and your face looks like my Aunt Betty.

Jake: Don't be such a Thotticus, bro!
by Fire Tongue December 2, 2020
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The Sand Guardian

A guardian of the sand who is so powerful that even Poseidon quivers before him.
Sand Guardian: I am The Sand Guardian, Guardian of The Sand!

Person: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!

...

Sand Guardian (yelling at ocean): FUCK OFF!
by Fire Tongue December 2, 2020
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Vaxstremist

(Noun) A vaxstremist is a person who is the polar opposite of the anti-vaxxer. They are balls to the wall crazy about knowing everybody's vaccination status, from the controversial Covid-19 vaccine to the seasonal flu shot.

Similar to anti-vaxxers, vaxstremists are also known to fear monger in favor of even controversial vaccines. Upon encountering an unvaccinated individual, the vaxstremist will typically poke and prod for the reasoning behind the individual's choice for being unvaccinated. If the vaxstremist happens to disagree with the unvaccinated's logic & reasoning, no matter how sound or sensible it may be, and no matter how polite the unvaccinated was, the vaxstremist will recoil and respond with a vitriol unmatched by most normal human beings.

Vaxstremists should not, however, be confused for people who rationally weigh the pros & cons of any given vaccine and decide to take one based on their own logic and knowledge of their personal health.
Karen: Joey! Did you hear about the new vaccines that were recently rolled out?

Joey: Yeah, but I'm going skip getting one.

Karen: WhAt?! You-You're gOinG tO pPpFfhhHTTHTHTHTPPFFTH WHAAAT?! WHY?!?!

Joey: It's obvious that these new vaccines are relatively untested since they contain a new sort of biotechnology that is clearly still in its infant stages and they were created in less than two weeks. Besides, I'm relatively healthy, fit, youthful, and I live by myself. I don't see why I should need one.

Karen: I can't believe you, you horrible, selfish, evil cRiMinAL! YoU bELonG iN pRiSon!! I'M cALLiNg tHe pOLicE!!

Joey: Kids, this is why you should never become a vaxstremist. ☕️ Life is too short to worry about your neighbor's private medical business! And remember!: Your drastic opinions are not sound medical advice and should not dictate what others may do with their bodily autonomy!
by Fire Tongue December 21, 2023
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