by Fingolfin Nolofinwe July 25, 2020
Response to the famous insult "Captain Obvious" to which the person to whom is called Captain Obvious retorts by calling the other person "Sergeant Smartass"
"Oh man It's raining outside"
"Thank you for the weather report Captain Obvious!"
"You're Welcome Sergeant Smartass!"
"Thank you for the weather report Captain Obvious!"
"You're Welcome Sergeant Smartass!"
by Fingolfin Nolofinwe July 25, 2020
A Man or Woman who just stands in the shower just letting the water run all over your body without using soap.
by Fingolfin Nolofinwe July 25, 2020
Eyeing a beautiful woman that is with a man and waiting for an opportune moment to make your move on her when the man leaves.
Look at that desperate guy sitting over there being an Eyehawker on that Blonde woman sitting with her husband.
by Fingolfin Nolofinwe July 25, 2020
My boyfriend needs to learn how to wipe his fucking ass! Everytime I go to do the laundry his Underwear always smells like Butt Cheese
by Fingolfin Nolofinwe July 25, 2020