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Definitions by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it

the halfway 

When demands are just too large and you ask for an accommodation, to meet “halfway”
Come on dude, you’re asking for too many hours of sitting and waiting for quadratic, random chickens. Can’t you meet me at the halfway? Don’t get me wrong, those juicy chickens are always worth the wait and I love quadratic equations, I do them every day but I can’t be a lamper. ;)

foreveroast 

Payback that lasts forever
He’s just into foreveroast. He won’t ever show up.

pushy tushy 

when that butt is so big it pushes everything else aside
I can set my drink on THIS pushy tushy.

pushy tushy 

when that butt is so big it just pushes everything else aside
Damn, I could set my drink on that PUSHY TUSHY

ear pressure 

similar to peer pressure but is experienced when one has an ear infection and still gets pressured from friends to do stuff, and those friends chronically don't show up anyway
Hey, quit with the ear pressure, bro. Yeah, I'm distracted because there's pus coming out of my ear!

Otherwise I'm the most gorgeous creature you've ever met. ;-P

Blow Off-philia

you get hot when people wait for you
after 3 days of her waiting for him, he got blue-balls from the Blow Off-philia from the long erotic wait

No shovinism 

Affliction marked by an erotic desire to never show up
No shovinism