Lard Tard

A fat, dumb chick who somehow gets herself into bad situations with guys she thought she could trust

I wanted to go up to her, but when I came up close, she was a total Lard Tard

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 02, 2019

algebromance

When love blooms over quadratic equations.

When the professor learned that dating a student was a taboo, he immediately put his square root back in his pocket and prevent any further algebromance.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it November 05, 2019

medi-can't

procedures that fall under the category of "not medically necessary"

So, sir, about vision in your other eye...we just medi-can't because it's still attached to the socket. Please feel free to call us when it pops out. Here's a ping-pong ball and a pack of gum, just in case

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 05, 2020

ornamess

When you take down the christmas tree

Baby JFC, what an ornamess.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 05, 2020

nuggage luggage

a bag for your weed

just bought a dank OZ, brah, these phat nuggs need some nuggage luggage!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 02, 2019

Lox and Hegels

It’s a sandwich

Give me a shmear of dialectical materialism on my Lox and Hegels

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it October 01, 2019

looming the poon

when handsome and charming wants to put the D in his shorty, but she's all wrapped up in her pubic health. BAM!

he's looming the poon

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 26, 2019