Skip to main content

Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it's definitions

ISJOYGIJWTR

I’m So Jealous Of Your Girlfriend I just want to run.
I’m sorry I’m so selfish, immature and irrational but ISJOYGIJWTR. It just makes me realize that I was not chosen over a much younger, more beautiful and smarter alternative. I’m sorry it’s just where I’m at and I want to distance myself from the heartbreak. I know it makes no sense and you could be jealous too, but it’s just where I’m at.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it September 8, 2019
mugGet the ISJOYGIJWTRmug.

IHMJ

Acronym of "I Hate My Job", used to describe the loathsome discomfort of occasional job stress. "IHMJ" is used covertly among colleagues when the presence of big brother is probable.
Knowing that the walls were thin like tissue paper and her conversations would be overheard, she picked up the phone and dialed her co-worker and said, "IHMJ."
mugGet the IHMJmug.

GDIWYWHWM

GDIWYWHWM
mugGet the GDIWYWHWMmug.

The Sisyphus of Biff

From "Back to the Future" to describe the fate of Biff Tannen, marked by his repeated, failed attempts and subsequent punishment for his evil transgressions, muchly similar to Donald Trump.
We watched "Back to the Future" so many times, only to mock The Sisyphus of Biff.
mugGet the The Sisyphus of Biffmug.

Cinnamontography

Pretty cinnamontography!
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 21, 2019
mugGet the Cinnamontographymug.

dupliguous

When things are both Machiavellingly duplicitous and ambiguous in an attempt to improve one's self-esteem.
When he can't get what he wants in the way that he wants it, the chicken gets sad and becomes dupliguous, leaving all kinds of mixed messages to fuck with the pig even though the chicken still loves the pig.
mugGet the dupliguousmug.

the halfway

When demands are just too large and you ask for an accommodation, to meet “halfway
Come on dude, you’re asking for too many hours of sitting and waiting for quadratic, random chickens. Can’t you meet me at the halfway? Don’t get me wrong, those juicy chickens are always worth the wait and I love quadratic equations, I do them every day but I can’t be a lamper. ;)
mugGet the the halfwaymug.

Share this definition