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looming the poon

when handsome and charming wants to put the D in his shorty, but she's all wrapped up in her pubic health. BAM!
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 26, 2019
mugGet the looming the poonmug.

ornamess

Baby JFC, what an ornamess.
mugGet the ornamessmug.

medi-can't

procedures that fall under the category of "not medically necessary"
So, sir, about vision in your other eye...we just medi-can't because it's still attached to the socket. Please feel free to call us when it pops out. Here's a ping-pong ball and a pack of gum, just in case
mugGet the medi-can'tmug.

Shut the hell up Karen

When your office mate has a reactive condition to everything and makes you wear old, dirty shirts so her symptoms aren't exaggerated by your toxic laundry cleaners, which she attempts to replace with non-toxic, cruelty free drier sheets made with mushroom-based, woven fibers and chamomile tea. Her escalations includes: spitting up in her mouth, dizziness, itchiness, bitchiness, accusatory statements of microwave abuse, fiber discrimination, strawberry bashing and long conversations with air filter suppliers in the Philippines. Only to be followed by vaccination indictments and promises that you will die of cancer.
mugGet the Shut the hell up Karenmug.

Voyeurnderwear

German origin, the briefs that you wear when you're peeping at that special hottie with the fat ass
STOP! That's my only voyeurnderwear! It can only be washed with the delicates
mugGet the Voyeurnderwearmug.

borscht bro

the only dude that will make the ultimate sacrifice of eating cold beet soup with you, usually responds with the borscht barf
Tony: My grandmother made this. Will you honor her by eating this with me, and we can be borscht bro's forever?

Bob: I don't know I might barf.
mugGet the borscht bromug.

Apocalypsinc

Lip-syncing to covers of songs by Death Metal bands
My favorite apocalypsinc is “Love Will Keep Us Together” by Karkass.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it November 22, 2020
mugGet the Apocalypsincmug.

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