Lard Tard

A fat, dumb chick who somehow gets herself into bad situations with guys she thought she could trust

I wanted to go up to her, but when I came up close, she was a total Lard Tard

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 02, 2019

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algebromance

When love blooms over quadratic equations.

When the professor learned that dating a student was a taboo, he immediately put his square root back in his pocket and prevent any further algebromance.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it November 05, 2019

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ISJOYGIJWTR

I’m So Jealous Of Your Girlfriend I just want to run.

I’m sorry I’m so selfish, immature and irrational but ISJOYGIJWTR. It just makes me realize that I was not chosen over a much younger, more beautiful and smarter alternative. I’m sorry it’s just where I’m at and I want to distance myself from the heartbreak. I know it makes no sense and you could be jealous too, but it’s just where I’m at.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it September 08, 2019

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IHMJ

Acronym of "I Hate My Job", used to describe the loathsome discomfort of occasional job stress. "IHMJ" is used covertly among colleagues when the presence of big brother is probable.

Knowing that the walls were thin like tissue paper and her conversations would be overheard, she picked up the phone and dialed her co-worker and said, "IHMJ."

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it April 26, 2006

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