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when handsome and charming wants to put the D in his shorty, but she's all wrapped up in her pubic health. BAM!
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 26, 2019

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 5, 2020

So, sir, about vision in your other eye...we just medi-can't because it's still attached to the socket. Please feel free to call us when it pops out. Here's a ping-pong ball and a pack of gum, just in case
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 5, 2020

When your office mate has a reactive condition to everything and makes you wear old, dirty shirts so her symptoms aren't exaggerated by your toxic laundry cleaners, which she attempts to replace with non-toxic, cruelty free drier sheets made with mushroom-based, woven fibers and chamomile tea. Her escalations includes: spitting up in her mouth, dizziness, itchiness, bitchiness, accusatory statements of microwave abuse, fiber discrimination, strawberry bashing and long conversations with air filter suppliers in the Philippines. Only to be followed by vaccination indictments and promises that you will die of cancer.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it April 24, 2019

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it June 28, 2019

the only dude that will make the ultimate sacrifice of eating cold beet soup with you, usually responds with the borscht barf
Tony: My grandmother made this. Will you honor her by eating this with me, and we can be borscht bro's forever?
Bob: I don't know I might barf.
Bob: I don't know I might barf.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it June 20, 2018

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it November 22, 2020
