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pooning the loom

a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.

Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it March 1, 2019

“Call Google”

What a dumbass says

Worker: sir, our servers have been hacked and google can’t pull up the page
Inept IT Manager: Well, I think we need to “Call Google”.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 2, 2019

foreveroast

Payback that lasts forever

He’s just into foreveroast. He won’t ever show up.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it June 5, 2019

the young rooster

where crepe happens

this place is closing in an hour. Heading over to The Young Rooster next. Never been. Wouldn't mind myself some random chicken.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it July 9, 2019

Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together

Well...
Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together. (Does anyone have a cheeseburger?)

Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 5, 2020

d’NEEZ

he likes fruuuuueeeeeet with his cake

d’NEEZ! Eat your fruuuueeeet so to help a gay, low self-esteem.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it October 10, 2019

Barflette

Small amounts of barf that you can’t hold in. Also the name of a French girl who can’t hold her barf.

Oui Oui je suis barflette. (Barfs)

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it September 27, 2019