Skip to main content

Definitions by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it

Apocalypsinc 

Lip-syncing to covers of songs by Death Metal bands
My favorite apocalypsinc is “Love Will Keep Us Together” by Karkass.

bananeurysm 

when shit blows up
The monkey had a bananeurysm when his banana was taken away. Fortunately, the pig and the chicken were able to comfort him with some cake in celebration of their love for the monkey.

bananeurysm 

when you flip out and it's the size of a banana
The monkey had a bananeurysm when the rat took his banana.

Fart and Furious 

That chili made me race to the bathroom Fart and Furious.

Black Kettle Disorder 

Also known as BKD, is a disease-not covered by insurance- that is marked involuntary behaviors that drive the individual to accuse another of the very same thing the individual is guilty of. Exacerbations of disease include psychological projection and hypocrisy, which are difficult to treat.
D has Black Kettle Disorder, he loves to externalize blame about the exact same thing he is guilty of . Unfortunately, the only available treatment we have for BKD is a very effective suppository called "MyFootInYourAssinol". So I think his prognosis is excellent.

Pandenis 

We are quaranteenining for the Pandenis.

dupliguous 

When things are both Machiavellingly duplicitous and ambiguous in an attempt to improve one's self-esteem.
When he can't get what he wants in the way that he wants it, the chicken gets sad and becomes dupliguous, leaving all kinds of mixed messages to fuck with the pig even though the chicken still loves the pig.