Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it's definitions

ISJOYGIJWTR

I’m So Jealous Of Your Girlfriend I just want to run.

I’m sorry I’m so selfish, immature and irrational but ISJOYGIJWTR. It just makes me realize that I was not chosen over a much younger, more beautiful and smarter alternative. I’m sorry it’s just where I’m at and I want to distance myself from the heartbreak. I know it makes no sense and you could be jealous too, but it’s just where I’m at.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it September 8, 2019

IHMJ

Acronym of "I Hate My Job", used to describe the loathsome discomfort of occasional job stress. "IHMJ" is used covertly among colleagues when the presence of big brother is probable.

Knowing that the walls were thin like tissue paper and her conversations would be overheard, she picked up the phone and dialed her co-worker and said, "IHMJ."

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it April 26, 2006

GDIWYWHWM

It means:
Gosh Darnit, I Wish You Were Here With Me. I love you.

GDIWYWHWM

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 5, 2020

The Sisyphus of Biff

From "Back to the Future" to describe the fate of Biff Tannen, marked by his repeated, failed attempts and subsequent punishment for his evil transgressions, muchly similar to Donald Trump.

We watched "Back to the Future" so many times, only to mock The Sisyphus of Biff.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it March 2, 2019

Cinnamontography

It happens When you’re drunk

Pretty cinnamontography!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 21, 2019

dupliguous

When things are both Machiavellingly duplicitous and ambiguous in an attempt to improve one's self-esteem.

When he can't get what he wants in the way that he wants it, the chicken gets sad and becomes dupliguous, leaving all kinds of mixed messages to fuck with the pig even though the chicken still loves the pig.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it June 5, 2020

the halfway

When demands are just too large and you ask for an accommodation, to meet “halfway”

Come on dude, you’re asking for too many hours of sitting and waiting for quadratic, random chickens. Can’t you meet me at the halfway? Don’t get me wrong, those juicy chickens are always worth the wait and I love quadratic equations, I do them every day but I can’t be a lamper. ;)

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it June 17, 2019