nuggage luggage

a bag for your weed

just bought a dank OZ, brah, these phat nuggs need some nuggage luggage!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 02, 2019

medi-can't

procedures that fall under the category of "not medically necessary"

So, sir, about vision in your other eye...we just medi-can't because it's still attached to the socket. Please feel free to call us when it pops out. Here's a ping-pong ball and a pack of gum, just in case

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 05, 2020

ornamess

When you take down the christmas tree

Baby JFC, what an ornamess.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 05, 2020

trump bump

enough cocaine to make you a stupid-ass motherfucker to make deplorable decision like shutting down a government for a stupid immigration wall

how much you want, son?

I want a trump bump! Annihilate my brain; I wanna be a pineapple!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 08, 2019

Pauline (the haiku)

Hot piece of ass
It Rides along
The whis’p’er’ing sea
Whis’p’er’ing vaginas

in the wind.
Then the chickens said:
Come hither NOT you capers!

And then he
Ate her juicy.
Cake.

Girl: Omg! I got front row tickets to the opera version of “Pauline (the haiku)” at the Met!

Boy: Yeah I’m gonna be busy eating borscht that night. Sorry.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it October 21, 2019

Road Yogurt

Crap that’s thrown out a window during a road trip. Preferably whitish in color, does not necessarily have to be dairy.

Close the window else that road yogurt!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 16, 2018

Smell A X

The stinkiest airport in the world

Uncle flew into Smell A X

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it May 24, 2019