Definitions by Fester

Fester

The most amazing friend that always had some kind of gum, candy or anything. Fester friends are always there to fester you.

Hey Fester? Do you have any gum? Candy? Anything?

Fester by Fester May 10, 2017

Silverfox 

A silverfox is the definition of an older guy with grey hair and a mustache. Usually in their 40's to 50's +

That guy looked like a silverfox. Or man I would love to sleep with that silverfox!

Silverfox by Fester June 16, 2006

belgian 

Any particularly revolting sex act (n); also:

go belgian (vb) - to perform such an act.

"My girl-friend let me give her a belgian last night"

"Hey, Mamma, you got a fat ho who'll go belgian?"

belgian by fester March 31, 2004

Raiders Bane 

A grey-bearded pirate who lives in a pineapple under the sea; who likes cabin boys and goats; and who hates the Oakland Raiders.

"Hide your goats, everyone! Here come Raiders Bane and his scurvy, perverted crew!"

Raiders Bane by fester March 11, 2004

toasthouse 

a fat, ugly, smelly, vulgar and perverted old man. A particularly degenerate and foul-mouthed bum, tramp or hobo.

That glue factory smells nearly as bad as a toasthouse.

toasthouse by Fester March 3, 2004

Gussie 

A woman with an almost unfeasibly large bottom.

"Look at the size of that butt! You could put a helicopter launching pad on it! What a Gussie that girl is!"

Gussie by Fester March 3, 2004

hebby 

Think: man with a tesla coil.
Other uses of a hebby: they solder, they build pcs, they have an uncanny knack of putting too many fans in 1 place and ending up with a jet engine.

person1: I ordered $200 worth of fans.
person2: fuck me ure a crazy mofo of a hebby

hebby by fester June 1, 2003