Broken Sink

A sink that broke.

Greg: "MY SINK ITS BROKEN"

Other Person: "Yes Greg, it's a broken sink."

by FelledJudge January 10, 2022

qwertyuiopasdfghjklmzxcvbn

lkjhgfdsaqmwnbervctyxuziop is when someone thinks they are clever when placing an m before typing the 3rd row of letters. lkjhgfdsaqmwnbervctyxuziop is also used when someone tries to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm but misplaces the m somehow.

Example One

Person: "I'm bored so I'm going to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklmzxcvbn and see if something pops up, I'm so smart for moving the m 6 digits."

Or

Friend 1: "I'm bored wanna type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm?"

Friend 2: Sure, ill type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. Oh, I accidentally typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklmzxcvbn."

Friend 1: "Did something pop up for qwertyuiopasdfghjklmzxcvbn?"

Friend 2: "Yeah."

by FelledJudge January 10, 2022

2086

It's 2086 now. I'm back from the past, you know, the one saying you shouldn't die. Maybe this appears first. Time is strange huh? I wonder if it even exists. That's a dumb question. Anyway, I'm getting tired of mindlessly going through times after following the other time travelers' footsteps. You should probably stop looking now, it's probably already been an hour at least. Unless of course you randomly looked this date up. I'm going to sleep here, in 2086. Maybe ill come back, I don't know.

Person 1: ".....why.? Why are we still looking..? We should give up"

Person 2: "Come on- we still need hope, it's 2086! We can make it one more year. I promise."

by FelledJudge January 10, 2022

Why did i make this

Why the fuck did I make this

Person: "Why did I make this"

Mysterious Person: "Because I created you so have no choice to make something even though nothing was made you small, idiotic fool."

by FelledJudge January 10, 2022

2089

2089, it's been 67 years. You've looked through 67, years. Well if you're seeing this in 2022. But your still looking, huh? I'm not as tired anymore. You should add something, maybe we can make it to 2100. You know, I just want to stop. But curiosity, well, it kills the cat, doesn't it?

Person 1: "I'm... tired of this..." -Year 2086

-Posted Year 2089

by FelledJudge January 10, 2022

Is Urban Dictionary my mom?

"Is Urban Dictionary my mom?" Is asked when someone is a troll, or when dictionaries look for their long-lost mother from their DNA Tests. The less common reason why this is searched is from when a parent tells their child Urban Dictionary is their mom. The answer to this question is no, Urban Dictionary is sadly, not your mom.

Kid: "Mom are you really my real mother?"

Kid's Mother: "No son, Urban Dictionary is."

Kid: "Okay ill ask Google, "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?""

Or

Sad Troll: "I'm going to ask the internet "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?", I'm going to troll Google!" *Note: Google doesn't actually care

by FelledJudge January 10, 2022

2097

.--. .-.. . .- ... . --..-- / ... - --- .--. .-.-.- / .. / .--- ..- ... - / .-- .- -. - / - --- / .-. . ... - / . - . .-. -. .- .-.. .-.. -.-- .-.-.-

-2097

Person 1: "....."

Person 2: "It's hopeless... isn't it..?

-2097

by FelledJudge January 10, 2022