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Angstagram

An instagram account for angsty photos. Including but not limited to: crying selfies, cursed images, ugly crying, etc.
I'm feeling sad this week.Let's setup an angstagram
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 21, 2019
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berning up

A reference to Bernie Sanders sitting with his arms crossed and his legs crossed at the 2021 inauguration. This position (now a popular meme) shows complete frustration and a strong desire to NOT be in the current situation. Hey, if I lost running for president twice, I'd be pissed as well.
Look at that kid over there berning up. He has his arms and legs crossed! He does NOT want to be here
by Feeling Kinda Naughty January 23, 2021
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ice skating

ice skating is when you amputate a guy's dick by freezing it, solidifying it, and stepping on it. Spoiler: It will DEFINITELY fall off and bleed. Epic revenge for being cheated on!
OMG, my boyfriend cheated on me and I am sooo pissed! Time to go ice skating on his dick. He deserves a bleeding cock!!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 8, 2019
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Alaskan Baseball

When you’re giving a blowjob and instead of moving your lips up and down, you spin your head around the dick while you have your mouth on it. You do this enough times while the guy lays down so you’re dizzy. If you spin too much, you’ll throw up on his dick, and that will (not) be pretty.
Hey baby, you want to try a new position tonight? How about Alaskan Baseball? I want to make you spin!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 28, 2019
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Identity Shopping

Identity shoppers are people who change their sexuality and/or gender on a regular basis just to throw people off.
She told me she was a girl yesterday. She’s a boy now? She was a guy last week too. They must be identity shopping
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 4, 2019
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My Dad is a Cop

A type of teenagers who think they can get away with everything. These teenagers are snobs and snitches. Their parents can buy them anything and they have never paid for anything they have. Pathetic excuse for a child.
My dad is a cop. He pays for all of my Armani bags and Rolex watches. He does everything I need.

Don’t do that! My dad is a cop! He will have you arrested!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 27, 2019
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Straights before dates

The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2020
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