Definitions by Feeling Kinda Naughty

berning up 

A reference to Bernie Sanders sitting with his arms crossed and his legs crossed at the 2021 inauguration. This position (now a popular meme) shows complete frustration and a strong desire to NOT be in the current situation. Hey, if I lost running for president twice, I'd be pissed as well.

Look at that kid over there berning up. He has his arms and legs crossed! He does NOT want to be here

berning up by Feeling Kinda Naughty January 23, 2021

Straights before dates

The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.

Straights before dates.

Straights before dates by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2020

Bug Catcher

A person who tries to catch an illness in order to free themselves from this sick, sad world. This backfires because it makes everyone else sick and sad. In the time of coronavirus, don’t be a bug catcher.

Look at that man! He just touched a bunch of infected people. He must be a bug catcher

Bug Catcher by Feeling Kinda Naughty March 26, 2020

pussy pop 

a lollipop that tastes like the best pussy you ever wanted. A little bitter, comes in a few colors.

Do you want a pussy pop? You virgins will never know until you try it.

pussy pop by Feeling Kinda Naughty October 21, 2019

Ginger Pubes 

The pubic hair of someone with red hair. ginger pubes NEED to be shaved. Unless of course, you live in a hick town. Then that’s a gold mine. Or a...ginger mine, perhaps? ;)

He’s got ginger pubes but it’s ok. He’s a redneck, he doesn’t have to shave!

Ginger Pubes by Feeling Kinda Naughty October 5, 2019

Angstagram 

An instagram account for angsty photos. Including but not limited to: crying selfies, cursed images, ugly crying, etc.

I'm feeling sad this week.Let's setup an angstagram

Angstagram by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 21, 2019

Lollycock 

A lollycock is a lollipop that is flavored like every dick you've ever wanted. These pops taste like dick, and are an acceptable way to learn how to give head.

Hey guys! I bought a lollycock! Who wants to learn how to suck?

Lollycock by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 14, 2019