The waking coma-like state of persons walking in public and utilizing their cellular phones, Blackberries, or similar electronic hand-held devices that prevents such persons from being aware of their immediate surroundings, including passersby.
by Feech Lo Sguardo February 03, 2009
"I sat on the wooden bench and felt something cool between my legs - I looked down and realized my balls had slipped out due to crotch failure."
by Feech Lo Sguardo February 03, 2009
A fleshy section on the front of the human shoulder measuring roughly 4" square that is biodesigned to absorb repeated strikes from passing open umbrellas that are not tilted away from passersby.
"This schmuck with one of those ginormous golf umbrellas just came barreling right through, hitting my left umbrellardula."
by Feech Lo Sguardo February 03, 2009