Fearman's definitions

mention Voldemort

To say something not meant to be said in polite company, thereby committing a serious faux pas. To say something politically incorrect. From the arch-villain of the Harry Potter series, whose name is not supposed to be mentioned in civil wizarding company.

I was only talking about how we need animal protein in our meals ... did I mention Voldemort there?

by Fearman August 4, 2007

now a minor motion picture

Now a minor motion picture: a blurb I have yet to see on a book cover. Have you?

How to Rationalise Telling Sam She was Akin to a Dead Mouse in a Latrine in Swahili, by R.A.K. Martin-Smythe. Now a minor motion picture from the Confrere Brothers.

by Fearman May 30, 2008

moulin rouge

Excruciating shite by Baz Luhrmann. Ought to be covered by the Geneva Convention.

Moulin Rouge. Non Merci.

by Fearman August 4, 2007

apostrophe catastrophe

The term apostrophe catastrophe denotes incorrect use or non-use of the apostrophe (') in a sentence.

Examples of apostrophe catastrophes:

We sell carrot's, parsnip's and potatoe's.

Its going to rain.

Johns coat and Marias bag were left on the train.

He grabbed the cat and started playing with it's tail.

by Fearman March 31, 2008

take the biscuit

To be the epitome of something, typically something unpleasant. To stand as the best (or more likely worst) example of a series of things.

Of all the slimy schemes Jim's pulled over the years, his attempt to pay a psychologist to testify in court that Marie, whom Jim had actually repeatedly raped the previous year, was merely paranoid, just has to take the biscuit.

by Fearman February 22, 2008

Who moved the rock?

Expression of extreme fatigue, revulsion or similar burning desire to get the metaphorically exposed creepy-crawly critters out of the way as quickly as possible. A quote from Addams Family Values.

Oh, please, not more of these fanatical freaks! Not more vegetarian animal loving bomb experts! Who moved the rock?

Not more Aryan Nation types, oh please, who moved the rock?

by Fearman March 4, 2008

twip

What a wabbit takes when he wides in a twain.

Wabbit takes a twip in a twain.

by Fearman November 26, 2007