by Father EEP January 17, 2008
An ancient god worshipped by homos who is said that could offer a rain of beautiful naked men for other men only and would exterminate women, until he was banned by subsequent social acceptance. He sits alongside Satan waiting for bad homos to come to hell so he can please them with many anorguysm
by Father EEP January 17, 2008
An employee of the United Penile Service, thier job is to deliver males to other men for homosex and other devious activities related to gay sex. A tip for the maleman would often include a round or five of butt jousting.
Bob- man I'm bored, i could for something cool and fun
Dave- I know, let's have the Maleman cum... come over and bring us a guy!
Bob- sweet deal
Dave- I know, let's have the Maleman cum... come over and bring us a guy!
Bob- sweet deal
by Father EEP January 17, 2008
Roberto- Hey, Jimmy, I wanna work for the United Penile Service and become a maleman
Jimmy- Wait, doesn't that mean you'll deliver men to other guys?!
Roberto- Yes, it most certainly does
Jimmy- Then I must be your first customer!
Roberto- Thank you sweety, let me give you an orguysm
Jimmy- yay i get to be your buttstove
Jimmy- Wait, doesn't that mean you'll deliver men to other guys?!
Roberto- Yes, it most certainly does
Jimmy- Then I must be your first customer!
Roberto- Thank you sweety, let me give you an orguysm
Jimmy- yay i get to be your buttstove
by Father EEP January 17, 2008
by Father EEP January 17, 2008