Fatboy's definitions

shlong jocky

a guy who likes to ride the shlong.

"Brad you fuckin shlong jockey, get over here lube me up."

by fatboy August 29, 2003

knucklehead mcspazatron

a kid or an idiot;
a random name used to insult someone

Spongebob:"I might be a kid, or a goof ball, or a knucklehead mcspazatron."

by fatboy November 22, 2004

ass gnome

midget born through someones ass

"Fred Durst is an ass gnome"

by fatboy August 29, 2003

Lollergate scandal

A scandal of humorous proportions, often resulting in mass ridicule or hysteria on internet forums. Taken from the Watergate scandal, and several instances of lol, lolzies and sometimes along the lines of lmao.

"When ron accidentally showed his groin on webcam there was an 80 page lollergate scandal!"

by Fatboy November 18, 2003

scag head

a person who takes large ammounts of class A drugs, more specifically heroin. These people are easily recogniseable by the clothes that they wear and their stench due to them selling every possesion to get more heroin.

that lad is a bad scag head laaaa

by fatboy April 13, 2004

fackaroo

expressing disappointing without offending others with the word F*CK

Situation: someone before you just bought the last Jordan size 9

Response: "Ah, fackaroo!"

by Fatboy October 30, 2003

White Elephant

Gesture created by turning out one's pants pockets, releasing the zipper and then exposing one's flaccid chode in an entertaining fashion, so as to resemble an elephant's trunk.

"Oh my God Tom, not the White Elephant again, nobody wants to see it, put that thing away."

by Fatboy May 13, 2003