Graphic designer

A slave to the pixel, print and ideas. Dealing in anything two-dimensional, especially printed materials, anything that has to do with communicating images and text. Also dabbles across other creative industries, the most versatile and underpaid designer of them all.

I'm a graphic designer who can also do fashion, product, architecture, web, marketing, advertising, media planning, project management, event management, animation, illustration and even photography; somebody shoot me!

A: I'm a graphic designer.
B: May the Lord be with you.

A: I'm in the marketing, advertising and artistic industry, but i don't have a credit card, what am i?
B: You're a Graphic Designer!

by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005

farkface

A snobbish person that's a thorn in your flesh and looks constipated at least 90% of the time. Usually describing the bitch or unfavourable boss's favourite female employee in the office.

That farkface just can't shut her trap, now the boss thinks i was the one who started it.

Leave that company please. Farkface will never give you a chance.

by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005

coolest bananas

An expression to the coolest thing, event or idea to happen. Often used with "manz" at the end for emphasis or to those with whom you are familiar.

A: We've won tickets to WOMAD!
B: Coolest bananas manz!

by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005

Flatbacker

A male that is too lazy to have intercourse any other way besides flat on his back

Once men turn a certain age they become “flatbackers “ ...

by Fat rabbit June 28, 2019

ching ching

Money. Comes from the sound of a cash register, especially when full of coins, when it opens. Often used at the end of a sentence with an exclamation mark.

Gotta find a new job that pays more ching ching!

by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005

omelette

A one-meal dish with egg as the main ingredient, add some cheese or milk and other desired toppings, mix well, then fry till golden brown, fold into half and serve. Originally French, now it's known internationally. Toppings can include ham, capsicums, tomatoes, mushrooms, sausages, etc. Extremely popular for breakfast or a light meal.

I'd die for an omelette right now!

by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005

mfa

An abbreviation of "mother fucking arsehole", 90% of the time male. Usually used in online conversations and handphone text messaging (or sms) to save time typing.

Girl A: he cheated on me!
Girl B: he wat?! tt mfa!
Girl A: n he owe me some $
Girl A: MFA!!!

by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005