Definitions by Famous Teacher

KMP 

Keep Me Posted

Person 1: Not sure if I’ll be able to get to that job today.

Person 2: Okay-KMP

KMP by Famous Teacher June 19, 2019

premature eclutchulation

When a motorcycle rider releases the clutch too quickly and stalls the bike.

Everybody’s blowing their horns at that guy with premature eclutchulation. He’s fucking holding up traffic!

premature eclutchulation by Famous Teacher June 7, 2019

TNT

Tossin' And Turnin'

Hey man, you look awful. Everything okay?

No-I feel horrible. I was up all night TNT.

TNT by Famous Teacher December 31, 2018

LAL 

Live And Learn

From my experience, it’s better to be safe than sorry, but LAL.

LAL by Famous Teacher June 9, 2018

STS

Shoot the shit

Would you rather do this activity or STS?

STS by Famous Teacher April 19, 2018

Switzerland

Switzerland is neutral like Wednesdays - the week is half over and only half to go until the weekend

A: Hey bro! Happy Switzerland!
B: What? Why Switzerland?
A: Because Wednesdays are neutral - it's not the beginning of the week and the week is half over!

Switzerland by Famous Teacher October 16, 2017

OFIM 

Oh Fuck It’s Monday

OFIM! Time to get back to reality.

OFIM by Famous Teacher October 2, 2017