Famous Teacher's definitions

TNT

Tossin' And Turnin'

Hey man, you look awful. Everything okay?

No-I feel horrible. I was up all night TNT.

by Famous Teacher December 31, 2018

OFIM

Oh Fuck It’s Monday

OFIM! Time to get back to reality.

by Famous Teacher October 2, 2017

LAL

Live And Learn

From my experience, it’s better to be safe than sorry, but LAL.

by Famous Teacher June 9, 2018

KMP

Keep Me Posted

Person 1: Not sure if I’ll be able to get to that job today.

Person 2: Okay-KMP

by Famous Teacher June 19, 2019

premature eclutchulation

When a motorcycle rider releases the clutch too quickly and stalls the bike.

Everybody’s blowing their horns at that guy with premature eclutchulation. He’s fucking holding up traffic!

by Famous Teacher June 7, 2019

Switzerland

Switzerland is neutral like Wednesdays - the week is half over and only half to go until the weekend

A: Hey bro! Happy Switzerland!
B: What? Why Switzerland?
A: Because Wednesdays are neutral - it's not the beginning of the week and the week is half over!

by Famous Teacher October 16, 2017

PDF

Please Don't Forget!

The rent is due tomorrow. PDF!

by Famous Teacher August 24, 2016