Definitions by Fagbot and jessor

Opposite of cool 

Not cool!

"Drag Beard is the opposite of cool"

Opposite of cool by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

dragma 

1. Drag grandma
2. My arch nemesis.
3. Old man in drag.

"Grandma looked like a whore... no, wait... she looked like a Dragma."

"Dude, I just watched Dragma puke all over the sink in the girl's washroom!"

dragma by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Drag Beard 

1. See: Skirt Boy
2. Ugly.
3. A male who dresses in women's clothes who has a thick beard.

"I totally thought that was a chick, and then it turned around, and OMG it was Drag Beard!!!11!!"

Also see: opposite of cool.

Drag Beard by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Ball people

Someone who is so obsese they appear to be a giant ball with legs.

"I would not want to sit next to the ball people in the cafeteria"

Ball people by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Trojan Staircase 

A large plywood staircase filled completely with zombies. Used in conjunction with the Razor Slinky Ov Discomfort.

Fear the Trojan Staircase! FEAR IT!

"Oh, what a charming staircase. Oh no! ZOMBIES! Oh no! SLINKY!"

Trojan Staircase by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

skirt boy 

1. A guy who comes to the club wearing a skirt.
2. One of the male nature who wears a skirt all the time.
3. Ugly dude with a red beard who enjoys looking lame in girl's clothing.

"Skirt boy is ugly... The End."

skirt boy by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Mildly Uncomfortable Heating Pad 

A heating pad with one extra high setting, so that it is mildly uncomfortable.

See: Crazy Vision

"This heating pad's not too bad... 5 minutes later... I'm gonna turn it off now, it kinda hurts... ooOoOoooo"

Mildly Uncomfortable Heating Pad by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003