mockanockin

when two people engage in wild monkey sex. loud noises are very common. orgasm is a side effect of the strenuous activity.
"if we're mockanockin don't come a knockin"
by fred March 15, 2005
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strawmanized

A word often used but never defined.
Bush and Gore strawmenized each other during the debate.
by fred May 11, 2003
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Cheese Lord

The person that loves cheese so much that he is made of cheese and he hates whores.
I'm the Cheese Lord hear me crap my self!!
by Fred January 07, 2005
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jackass

"you Johnny!"
by fred August 25, 2006
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Nerd

nerds like to believe that, because they don't have any friends and prefer to spend their weekends sat infront of a computer screen 'socialising' on internet message boards with other like-minded losers, they are in fact 'unique non-conformists'

sadly, they're deluding themselves

see also: geek, outcast, loser
nerd: donnie darko rocks. I can totally relate to the main character, I'm just like him.
me: shut up bumfluff
by Fred October 15, 2006
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Beef Whistle

A term coined by Fred Bliss, a slan term for penis. The original word was used in context one day at Chandler's Tavern, a restaurant at the Yankee Candle Company.

The term was invented in the summer of 2000.
Actual excerpt from the conversation where it all started:

Larry said: "She was so pissed off!"
Fred said: "He's lucky she didn't kick him right in the beef whistle!"
by Fred October 25, 2004
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Sillygaymanwhore

Dude 1: Why is alister getting into the back of that mans car.
Dude 2: Because he's a sillygaymanwhore!
by Fred February 14, 2004
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