FRED's definitions

kwalitee

A play on the word 'quality', it's used to denote something that really isn't of great quality.

Toys made in china might be described as kwalitee

by fred May 13, 2005

fuck! the fucking fuckers fucking fucked. fuck!

Oh dear the object in front of me appears not to be working

when your cental heating breaks down.....
fuck! the fucking fuckers fucking fucked fuck!
7 in a row gramatically correct

by fred November 19, 2003

Shit fer brains

One who displays a lack of common sense
A fuckup

Joe really screwed up the assignment. He's such a shit fer brains.

by Fred January 19, 2003

Tasht

The fuzzy,snotty type stuff you find on your eyelashes.

Dude! Get that tasht outta yo eye! You look blind!

by Fred January 19, 2005

Stupid

Slang word for gay or fag to be used in the presence of homosexuals.

It was "stupid" when he had to be forced to purchase the I heart NY panties.

by Fred November 29, 2004

pla kow

A mans mourning erection which ables him to then launch food items "cashews (since it forms to the tip)" into there mouth by bending it down and then letting it launch...

"In the mourning i had an enormous PLA KOW... when then i was able to use it to launch food into my mouth".."hell yeah"

by fred April 27, 2004

Fuck up

A failure, someone who really messes up.

Omg you're such a fuck up.

by FreD July 23, 2004