FBI's Most Unproffessional's definitions
Where you murder, get high while pregnant excessively, attempt to murder, neglect, and kidnap children, all while claiming to have not known these things were bad, and blaming the act of having children as the reasons for your actions, and then convince everyone that you are a better parent than the one that saved your kids from yourself, while going on to have even more children, then changing the blame to others not involved the original acts. Also, sometimes blaming your mental health. Refusing to take you medication, and then saying there is no mental health,. Sometimes demanding very large sums of money as ransom, and later using math that doesn't add up as the reason for the demand from someone that has no money to begin with and is homeless because of your actions, but because you have a cop in the family. You get away with everything you've done, and shun the very person that saved your kids lives for doing drugs.
by FBI's Most Unproffessional September 22, 2025

where the FBI provokes you into doing things that provoke them into provoking you into doing things that provoke them into provoking you to provoking them into provoking you into provoking them into provoking you into provoking them into provoking you.....etc....
I see the FBI are on that conundrumery again, pissing themselves off so they have a reason to be pissed off.
by FBI's Most Unproffessional September 22, 2025

The dumbest, worst and ugliest kid, so misbehaved that she makes her own mother want to kill her and any other siblings she has.
That woman is in prison because she had a skyla for a child and ended up drowning all her kids in a tub.
by FBI's Most Unproffessional September 22, 2025

Where the FBI talks to you telepathically, using technology nobody knows exists, and then provokes you into (leaves you no other option) telling people about it, while offering you $50,000 dollars to not tell anyone and then makes fun of you, knowing that no one will believe you and they will see you as mentally unstable, so they can make legal decisions on your behalf.
Poor guy, the FBI must be using telekefuckery on that gentlemen, be cause suddenly he is giving away everything he owns and is acting out for a reason. Probably has a bad case of molestation as well. Surprised he hasn't murder and his roommates....
by FBI's Most Unproffessional September 22, 2025

by FBI's Most Unproffessional September 22, 2025

The absolute fucking dumbest fucking child to and worst excuse for anything that lives ont his Earth. The fucking most disgusting human excuse for a parent child, so much that her own mom tried killing her a bunch of times.
by FBI's Most Unproffessional September 22, 2025

Where the FBI molests you, and then claims that they aren't even touching you, while admitting that they are definitely molesting you and laughing about it, but their mouth is still in your cock or their tongue is still licking your ass crack up and down.
by FBI's Most Unproffessional September 22, 2025
