F meister's definitions

Bear

The best mother fucking god damn animal in the world. Bears rule! If bears were human they'd be Chuck Norris

Fuck yeah to bears!!!

by F meister May 18, 2006

Ruff Muff

Someone who has a dirty, smelly, rancid big hairy vagina.

That Kelly sure has one hell of a ruff muff, don't have sex with her, you'll be sure to catch something.

by F meister May 18, 2006

Minge Maestro

A man or woman who is skilled at provoking extreme pleasure in women by fondling with their vaginas.

That Derek sure is one hell of a minge maestro.

by F Meister July 28, 2008

Bus Cunt

To meet an attractive woman on the bus and then proceed to have sex with her on the bus.

MAN 1: Hey man what took you so long getting here?
MAN 2: Sorry man, I met this hot chick on a bus and we fucked.
MAN 1: You met a Bus Cunt?
MAN 2: Hell Yeah!

by F Meister May 11, 2006

Fanny dodger

A male who is too nervous or afraid to have sex.

Raj, don't be such a fanny dodger all your life.

by F Meister May 11, 2006

Bucket Minge

To have an excessively large vagina, due to a high amount of sexual intercoarse or being really really bored and sticking phalic objects up there.

Derek: Shelly lied to me, she ain't a virgin!
Raj: How did you find that out?
Derek: She's a got fuckin bucket minge!
Raj: Maybe she's been bored.

by F meister May 18, 2006

Cuntaphobia

The fear or dislike of vaginas.

Shelly: So, have you and Raj done the dirty yet?
Kelly: No!
Shelly: Why not?
Kelly: He suffers from Cuntaphobia.

by F Meister May 15, 2006