Definitions by F Meister

Minge Maestro 

A man or woman who is skilled at provoking extreme pleasure in women by fondling with their vaginas.

That Derek sure is one hell of a minge maestro.

Minge Maestro by F Meister July 28, 2008

Bucket Minge 

To have an excessively large vagina, due to a high amount of sexual intercoarse or being really really bored and sticking phalic objects up there.

Derek: Shelly lied to me, she ain't a virgin!
Raj: How did you find that out?
Derek: She's a got fuckin bucket minge!
Raj: Maybe she's been bored.

Bucket Minge by F meister May 18, 2006

Ruff Muff 

Someone who has a dirty, smelly, rancid big hairy vagina.

That Kelly sure has one hell of a ruff muff, don't have sex with her, you'll be sure to catch something.

Ruff Muff by F meister May 18, 2006

Bear 

The best mother fucking god damn animal in the world. Bears rule! If bears were human they'd be Chuck Norris

Fuck yeah to bears!!!

Bear by F meister May 18, 2006

Cuntaphobia 

The fear or dislike of vaginas.

Shelly: So, have you and Raj done the dirty yet?
Kelly: No!
Shelly: Why not?
Kelly: He suffers from Cuntaphobia.

Cuntaphobia by F Meister May 15, 2006

Bus Cunt 

To meet an attractive woman on the bus and then proceed to have sex with her on the bus.

MAN 1: Hey man what took you so long getting here?
MAN 2: Sorry man, I met this hot chick on a bus and we fucked.
MAN 1: You met a Bus Cunt?
MAN 2: Hell Yeah!

Bus Cunt by F Meister May 11, 2006

Fanny dodger 

A male who is too nervous or afraid to have sex.

Raj, don't be such a fanny dodger all your life.

Fanny dodger by F Meister May 11, 2006