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UPN

A television network that airs WWE Smackdown on Thursday nights. It is rumored to air other programs, but nobody cares about them if they do exist.
by Evil Zak July 25, 2003
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mestado

1. A Spanish name
2. What ARMASIEL thinks is the opposite of an ego: suicidal tendencies. But we all know it really isn't.
1. Mestado y Hernandez tienen mucho hambre!
2. ARMASIEL is a complete dumbfuck so he tried to tell Evil Zak some bullshit about a mestado being a desire to commit hari-kiri. But Evil Zak was smart enough to look up the word on various sites, and so ARMASIEL was owned.
by Evil Zak August 1, 2003
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cybersex

A simulation of sex performed in a chat room, via roleplaying, between a male and a male pretending to be a female.
Bob logged on as "HotKatie69" and proceeded to have cybersex with "DaRealestManEver".
by Evil Zak October 10, 2003
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ARMASIEL

1. a retard
2. a homosexual
3. a person who talks out one's ass
4. a person who got owned by Evil Zak
1. My son has Down's syndrome. He's an ARMASIEL. :(
2. My son fucked the boy with Down's syndrome. He's an ARMASIEL. :(
3. The first parent's son's ass talked during said anal sex. He's an ARMASIEL. :(
4. Evil Zak came along and arrested both of them for public indecency. They're both ARMASIELs. :(
by Evil Zak August 1, 2003
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detpack

In TFC, an explosive device that is set by a demoman and, despite giving off noises that make it blatantly obvious it's there, still kills no fewer than four n00bs each time.
Unless you're deaf, there is no excuse for being killed by a detpack.
by Evil Zak July 26, 2003
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faint of butt

Used to describe someone who is unable to read Strong Bad e-mail.
The server crashed, so we're all faint of butt.
by Evil Zak July 26, 2003
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dustbowl

1. The only massive geographical location in America to have appeared and then disappeared a decade later. It existed solely in the 1930's and not one person has ever wondered how it got there or how it left.
2. A bowl used to contain dust.
3. A TFC map where the blue team moves a flag towards a capture point, and the red team decides they'd rather have kills than wins so they switch to demomen and set detpacks, pipebombs, and MIRVs in their respawn.
4. A wrestling move Al Snow would do in a Hardcore match against Goldust.
1. My grandpa lived in the dustbowl
2. My cat knocked over the dustbowl
3. Dustbowl owns the ghey avanti
4. BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! THE DUSTBOWL! THE DUSTBOWL! THE DUSTBOWL! I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THAT IN ALL MY YEARS, KANG! AL SNOW HAS NO SOUL! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD!
by Evil Zak July 26, 2003
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