by Evil Timmy November 18, 2003
Get the sweet leaf mug.Late Night Player - Someone, generally male, who ignores members of the opposite sex until last call or until they might be going home, then switches on their game in hopes of scoring with minimum effort and time expended.
Dude, why did Jack just ditch that girl to go to the store?
No worries man, he's an LNP, come 2:30 he'll be all over her.
No worries man, he's an LNP, come 2:30 he'll be all over her.
by Evil Timmy March 27, 2008
Get the LNP mug.Request for comment - traditionally, the way standards were implemented on the web. Someone proposes a set of rules for a certain action, others comment on it, and it's eventually finalized. Applications will often say they conform to RFC something-or-other to prove they interoperate with basic standards. The RFC most people use daily is RFC2616, aka HTTP/1.1
by Evil Timmy September 27, 2003
Get the RFC mug.by Evil Timmy January 20, 2004
Get the balingus mug.Often used by ER patients or anyone lying to authority figures. An acronym for Standing On the Corner, Minding my Own Business. When you don't want someone to know what you've been doing or who you've been with when an event happened, it's the first thing to spring to mind. Frequently, SOCMOB also involves "some guy".
I was SOCMOB when a bullet happened to whiz by and catch me in the shoulder. Really. -Gang Member
There I was, SOCMOB, and this brick just fell from a building and hit me on the head. -Drunken husband who tried his hand at masonry late at night and doesn't want his wife to think he's an idiot
There I was, SOCMOB, and this brick just fell from a building and hit me on the head. -Drunken husband who tried his hand at masonry late at night and doesn't want his wife to think he's an idiot
by Evil Timmy July 16, 2008
Get the socmob mug.A: Hey, did you hear about what I did with my girlfriend on the kitche-
B: SIERRA TANGO FOXTROT UNIFORM.
B: SIERRA TANGO FOXTROT UNIFORM.
by Evil Timmy February 17, 2004
Get the sierra tango foxtrot uniform mug.The peculiar variant of English spoken in America. Subject to constant change, usually due to musicians and TV personalities making up new words all the time (intentionally or otherwise).
<Brit> This lad comes in here, he's speaking all Americanese, and expects people to understand him.
<Brit2> Someone needs to teach that git proper English.
<Brit2> Someone needs to teach that git proper English.
by Evil Timmy February 08, 2004
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