Evil Timmy's definitions

Rindows

A pirated copy of Windows purchased in an Asian country (so named for the stereotypical Asian mispronunciation of the letter 'L').

I was in Hong Kong and this guy on the street was selling these dodgy-looking CDs labelled 'Rindows' and 'Frotoshop'.

by Evil Timmy February 7, 2004

balingus

Bad; messed up.

You got beaten up by a six year old girl? That's balingus, man!

by Evil Timmy January 20, 2004

kocklove

An 'honorary' surname given to chicks who will give head to nearly anyone.

Hey, look, it's Jenny Kocklove!

by Evil Timmy January 8, 2004

teh sex

Used to describe anything that is very, very good.

My parents gave me a new Ferrari 575M Maranello for my birthday. It's teh sex.

by Evil Timmy January 3, 2004

downtime

1. Relaxing, chilling out
2. (Geeky) Period of time when a server or service is unavailable

1. I've been working all week, let's get a bottle of vodka and have some downtime at my place.
2. There was some downtime on SlashDot earlier today, and thousands of nerds were later found dead, of self-inflicted stab wounds.

by Evil Timmy November 22, 2003

sweet leaf

See weed , marijuana

I've got a great hookup for the sweet leaf.

by Evil Timmy November 18, 2003

snot nosed

Literally refers to young children, who often have colds but don't wipe their nose. Commonly used as a derogatory term to describe someone who is childish in behavior or appearance.

These snot-nosed kids tried to get into this club with their fake IDs, but the bouncer threw them out.

by Evil Timmy November 18, 2003