Definitions by Everythingzen

Ass tomato 

When a hemroid in a persons anus swells up and turns red.

The ass tomato on my dads anus is looking rough, I think he should see a doctor.

Ass tomato by Everythingzen February 27, 2015

glass belly button 

vision portal for the clueless person

Joe's head is so far up his ass he needs a glass belly button to see.

glass belly button by everythingzen December 9, 2008