Everythingzen's definitions

Spider web pussy

an elderly female that has not had dick in a long time and she gets spider web in her vagina.

Larry: Man this lady opened her legs in front of me and she said to fuck her, and I looked down and seen spider webs and I changed my mind. I changed my mind. I said I can't hit that old spider web pussy.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

Turkey neck

When a fat persons neck skin hangs down and looks like a Turkey neck.

My granny's turkey neck looks really nasty.

by Everythingzen February 27, 2015