Definitions by Everyman

La Vida Cantina

Some place at the mall

“Oh you went to La Vida Cantina? That place at the mall??”

La Vida Cantina by Everyman July 5, 2021

cortesing it 

Burning ships = fuck going home ; no bed, no sleep

Friend: Hey man, where you staying tonight?
You: I’m cortesing it

Friend: Until your flight in the morning?
You: Fuck yes

cortesing it by Everyman September 23, 2020

lebod

to deceive, swindle, trick or maneuver someone into doing something with no plan or intent for any equal or unequal reciprocation.

You better not lebod me if I pay for your cover charge tonight.

That guy leboded me out of 6 beers last night.

That guy leboded me when the dinner check came to the table.

lebod by EveryMan April 6, 2012

scrotam

The loudest of all farts.

Damn man, my dad heard that scrotam all the way from the basement....good one...holy shit you stink.

scrotam by everyman November 7, 2002

spputhh 

What happens to the human body when a high explosive device detonates within proximity.

Roger that Captain, target in sight.............................................SPPUTHH!

spputhh by everyman November 7, 2002