Definitions by Evan Baker

jackson crane 

He is one of the best looking people you will ever see in your life. He will always have respect for you if you are friends with him even thought it doesn’t seem like it. He can pull pretty much any girl that he wants or crosses his path. Always in a good mood and can cheer anyone up with his humor.

I love my teacher, hes such a Jackson Crane

jackson crane by Evan Baker December 5, 2018

Qwaaaaaa 

A man who has lost his bestfriend "his penis".

my friend lost his Qwaaaaaa in a terrible accident.

Qwaaaaaa by Evan Baker May 13, 2005

Bill Cosby 

A sick ass mofo with bad breath, that will one day parish because of his bad breath.

My girlfriend smells like a Bill-Cos-by.

Bill Cosby by Evan Baker February 20, 2005

be creepin like a baller 

To be stuck in a trafic jam or block; to be aggrivated

"Yesterday I was in New York and I was Creepin Like A Baller

be creepin like a baller by Evan Baker February 19, 2005

happy-go-high 

1.The act of being happy in a certain situation.

2.To eat cookies on a Tuesday night and to be happy about it.

Paul was happy-go-high after I fed him some bean dip.

happy-go-high by Evan Baker February 19, 2005

doodlebug 

1. The act of putting a piece of hair in ones eye.
2. To eat Cheerios with Little Debbie snack cakes and eat blue surger.
3. A bug that draws on ones house and laughs at Bob Dylan.

1. I did a doodlebug on his eye.
2. I ate a doodlebug and was happy.
3. The doodlebug drew on my house and Bob was not happy about it.

doodlebug by Evan Baker February 19, 2005

Warren Sapp 

Is a over weight nigger that was posicuted for bear hatching in Mexico,and putting a all you can eat buffets out of busines.Plus he thinks that all you can eat is a challeng.

When I was in jail I felt a Warren Sapp

Warren Sapp by Evan Baker February 19, 2005