Evan Baker's definitions

Warren Sapp

Is a over weight nigger that was posicuted for bear hatching in Mexico,and putting a all you can eat buffets out of busines.Plus he thinks that all you can eat is a challeng.

When I was in jail I felt a Warren Sapp

by Evan Baker February 19, 2005

shit t face

Looking like a asswhipe that live in the dark all his life and havent eaten a cracker or a bean snack all his of her's life.

When that ass whipe came out of the 2000 yr old well he looked like a shit t face

by Evan Baker February 19, 2005

fuckin'yourself

Being in bed with yourself and screwing him or her self in bed

If you were as ugly as Warren sapp you wuold be fuckin'yourself every night

by Evan Baker February 19, 2005

jackson crane

He is one of the best looking people you will ever see in your life. He will always have respect for you if you are friends with him even thought it doesn’t seem like it. He can pull pretty much any girl that he wants or crosses his path. Always in a good mood and can cheer anyone up with his humor.

I love my teacher, hes such a Jackson Crane

by Evan Baker December 5, 2018

Qwaaaaaa

A man who has lost his bestfriend "his penis".

my friend lost his Qwaaaaaa in a terrible accident.

by Evan Baker May 13, 2005

be creepin like a baller

To be stuck in a trafic jam or block; to be aggrivated

"Yesterday I was in New York and I was Creepin Like A Baller

by Evan Baker February 19, 2005

happy-go-high

1.The act of being happy in a certain situation.

2.To eat cookies on a Tuesday night and to be happy about it.

Paul was happy-go-high after I fed him some bean dip.

by Evan Baker February 19, 2005