Evan's definitions

HEU

Dicks who go on strike even though they make way too much money,

Fuck those idiot hospital workers went on strike again because the government doesn't wipe their ass.

by Evan April 30, 2004

SUNY

Four letters that all the spoiled brats in Scarsdale fear and loathe. (OHMYGOD! So AFFORDABLE!!!!! I can't BEAR the thought of not spending 120 grand on an undergraduate education, which today, doesn't take you very far anyway!!)

In Eastchester people don't fear SUNY.

by Evan August 4, 2003

punklip

1. a large ring worn on ones peirced lip.

2. the wearer of the ring or any thug

1- Yo you see that punklip..dont mess with him

2- yo look at the punklip on that guy

by evan March 29, 2003

sexy mongoose

a hot body but beat ass face

id fuck that sexy mongoose as long as a papper bags over her head

by Evan December 5, 2003

m-town

Marlton, NJ is where we live. M-town is the kids and the fucked up shit we do. It's the kids that smoke, drink beers, do drugs and get messed up. In M-town you're a party all-star. In Marlton, you're doing homework. In different towns...you make sure the whole town knows you're from M-tooowwwwnnnnnn.

party all-star, awesome, fucked up all the time

by Evan January 30, 2005

george bush

A typical greed driven ideologue who wants to turn the USA into a giant 3rd world theocracy.

Bush: I refuse to veto spending bills! (because liberals pay the tab)

by Evan January 4, 2005

moeana

Moeana is a very toxic person. She seeks for attention a lot. She wants every boy to love her. She is beautiful but she's just really messed up. And she's one of those backstabber.

Moeana: omg guys I almost got hit by a car, and the person that was driving the car was really mad. And I was crying so much.
*whatever she said was not even true. She was just seeking for attention*

by Evan November 21, 2021