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sexy mongoose

id fuck that sexy mongoose as long as a papper bags over her head
by Evan December 5, 2003
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Roundyball

defining characteristic of a snotbox, roundy ball refers to the rounded tip of a snotbox
my snotbox is a little bonkish..i wish it were a roundyball
by Evan February 11, 2005
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george bush

A typical greed driven ideologue who wants to turn the USA into a giant 3rd world theocracy.
Bush: I refuse to veto spending bills! (because liberals pay the tab)
by Evan January 4, 2005
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moeana

Moeana is a very toxic person. She seeks for attention a lot. She wants every boy to love her. She is beautiful but she's just really messed up. And she's one of those backstabber.
Moeana: omg guys I almost got hit by a car, and the person that was driving the car was really mad. And I was crying so much.
*whatever she said was not even true. She was just seeking for attention*
by Evan November 21, 2021
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flarf

Flarf: A quality of intentional or unintentional "flarfiness." A kind of corrosive, cute, or cloying, awfulness. Wrong. Un-P.C. Out of control. "Not okay."

Flarf (2): The work of a community of poets dedicated to exploration of "flarfiness." Heavy usage of Google search results in the creation of poems, plays, etc., though not exclusively Google-based. Community in the sense that one example leads to another's reply-is, in some part, contingent upon community interaction of this sort. Poems created, revised, changed by others, incorporated, plagiarized, etc., in semi-public.

Flarf (3) (verb): To bring out the inherent awfulness, etc., of some pre-existing text.

Flarfy: To be wrong, awkward, stumbling, semi-coherent, fucked-up, un-P.C. To take unexpected turns; to be jarring. Doing what one is "not supposed to do."
Mm-hmm
Yeah, mm-hmm, it's true
big birds make
big doo! I got fire inside
my "huppa"-chimp(TM)
gonna be agreessive, greasy aw yeah god
wanna DOOT! DOOT!
Pffffffffffffffffffffffffft! hey!
oooh yeah baby gonna shake & bake then take
AWWWWWL your monee, honee (tee hee)
uggah duggah buggah biggah buggah muggah
hey! hey! you stoopid Mick! get
off the paddy field and git
me some chocolate Quik
put a Q-tip in it and stir it up sick
pocka-mocka-chocka-locka-DING DONG
fuck! shit! piss! oh it's so sad that
syndrome what's it called tourette's
make me HAI-EE! shout out loud
Cuz I love thee. Thank you God, for listening!
by Evan June 17, 2004
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Nougat

Michelle Baba eats nougats in Fast Breaks everyday.
by Evan February 5, 2004
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Seattle

Home of protest crazed liberals and fish throwing coffee drinking tech junkies. A very open and diverse place populated mostly by whites with a strong asian influence. A gay friendly city that approved a marijuana initiative. Plagued by meth use, bank robberies, high unemployment and traffic congestion.
I protested world trade, got an abortion, founded a startup, caught a fish, robbed a bank, lost my job, and shot someone on the road all in the same day!
by Evan January 4, 2005
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