Erwin Buzz's definitions

Jimmy Buffeting

Regular, and often painful, oscillation of the male gonads most often caused by sexual intercourse.

He was rogering her so hard, he got a severe case of Jimmy Buffeting.

by Erwin Buzz November 18, 2016

gumcicles

Shreds of skin hanging from the roof of your mouth after biting into hot food.

I was so drunk last night I didn't realize I got gumcicles from the pizza I ordered at the bar.

by Erwin Buzz November 30, 2017

crustule

a crusty pustule

Joe finally popped that pimple, but now he's got a crusty scab. His pustule has become a crustule.

by Erwin Buzz October 24, 2018

Starchasm

1. The distance between an average person and a star
2. A celebrity butt crack

Not to be confused with starcasm

1. My starchasm from Alpha Centauri is about 4.37 light-years.
2. That guy has a Kardashian-sized starchasm.

by Erwin Buzz September 27, 2017