Definitions by Erwin Buzz

crustule 

a crusty pustule

Joe finally popped that pimple, but now he's got a crusty scab. His pustule has become a crustule.

crustule by Erwin Buzz October 24, 2018

gumcicles 

Shreds of skin hanging from the roof of your mouth after biting into hot food.

I was so drunk last night I didn't realize I got gumcicles from the pizza I ordered at the bar.

gumcicles by Erwin Buzz November 30, 2017

Starchasm 

1. The distance between an average person and a star
2. A celebrity butt crack

Not to be confused with starcasm

1. My starchasm from Alpha Centauri is about 4.37 light-years.
2. That guy has a Kardashian-sized starchasm.

Starchasm by Erwin Buzz September 27, 2017

Jimmy Buffeting 

Regular, and often painful, oscillation of the male gonads most often caused by sexual intercourse.

He was rogering her so hard, he got a severe case of Jimmy Buffeting.

Jimmy Buffeting by Erwin Buzz November 18, 2016