Erin Montgomery's definitions

shed

A verb meaning to tell or inform, from the phrase "to shed light on".

Be careful, berk, that basher did not shed the total dark on the issue...

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

stitch

To shut someone up - e.g. stitching their mouth closed so they can't spill the dark of a matter best kept secret.

Talk about this to anyone and I'll stitch you, berk.

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

beau-nasty

A slovenly fop; one finely dressed, but dirty. This term's also used to refer to mobsters, who appear nice on the surface, but are nasty thugs underneath.

Sure, the capo's son dresses nice, but he's a beau-nasty brute underneath that suit...

by Erin Montgomery May 2, 2010

blek

In polite company, faeces. Also dirt, slime, sewage, or any other disgusting, smelly, often unidentifiable material.

Hey, you stepped in something nasty, better scrape that blek off your shoe.

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

hende

Skilled, clever, agile, and sophisticated. A hende person is polite, efficient, and capable.

That Nigel is the most hende butler you could want, he's polite, efficient, and can fix anything...

by Erin Montgomery May 3, 2010

dead-book

A body in the dead-book is dead. Some people have others "put in the dead-book".

Bubber, you're too drunk to drive, you'll end up in the dead-book.

by Erin Montgomery May 2, 2010

barkle

Nonsense, or something that would be laughably passed off as such. Meaningless babble of those who do belong to a cult or political faction. A circular argument that proves nothing.

That berk is full of barkle, his arguments go nowhere and take the long way to get there...

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010