Definitions by Erin Montgomery

stitch 

To shut someone up - e.g. stitching their mouth closed so they can't spill the dark of a matter best kept secret.

Talk about this to anyone and I'll stitch you, berk.

stitch by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

basher

A neutral term for a person, but connoting someone tough and a bit dangerous. A thug or gangster.

Watch out for that basher, he was an Army ranger.

basher by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

brain-box

This refers to a person's head, usually in a crude or uncomplimentary way. A berk's noggin or (rarely) a desktop computer's tower.

"Go soak your brain-box" is a suggestion to go drown yourself in a bucket. "He banged his brain-box on it" means a berk finally figured something obvious out.

brain-box by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

bub 

Booze, wine or ale -- usually cheap and barely drinkable.

Don't go to that club's party, all they serve is cheap bub.

bub by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

apple-chaser 

Someone willing to do anything, no matter how degrading, for any amount of money.

Jack's so desperate for money he'd pick up "road apples" left behind by ponies for nickle a piece. What an apple-chaser...

apple-chaser by Erin Montgomery April 30, 2010

bang around 

To hang around, or waste idle time.

Between muggings, thugs bang around the hood...

bang around by Erin Montgomery April 30, 2010

bar that 

An almost-polite way to say "shut up" or "don't talk about that." It's quick, to the point, and can be used as a warning.

"Bar that, there's a narc over there!"

bar that by Erin Montgomery April 30, 2010