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Cortling

When you pretend to be sleeping, but can hear everything going on around you.
I was cortling on the couch and heard katie talking about me.
by Erica January 26, 2004
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porked

When your friends ditch the plans you had and leave you hangin'
We were all supposed to go to the club but Tracey totally porked me
by Erica January 26, 2004
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mat

A sexy boyfriend who is the best in the world and nobody can have him cause he's mine....I love you Mat you sexy thang you.
"Mat, you are lookin ultra sexy today"
by Erica April 10, 2005
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skate hoe

a girl that wears flip flops to the skate park
that skate hoe needs to get away from the half pipe, her vaginal discharge smells are distracting the skaters
by erica August 25, 2003
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JOHN KERRY

A dumbass liberal who despite his assurance had no plans for the occupation of Iraq. By the way, the occupation of Iraq is completely necessary unless you want them to send terrorists nuclear weapons (which they have, duh!) so they can bomb and/or otherwise destroy the rest of the country. Oh, and did I mention that as a Senator he awarded himself three purple hearts? This ofcourse makes him qualified to run a country.
Republican: What are John Kerry's plans for the war in Iraq?
Dumbass Liberal: I dunno but I really like them. He is a standup guy. I mean he must be, he got three purple hearts.
by Erica August 18, 2006
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new york

11th State of the Union the consists of three main parts:

1. New York City - The most well known part of New York is New York City, which, contrary the popular belief is not ONLY Manhatten but also Queens, Brooklyn, The Bronx, and Staten Island. NYC is one of the most diverse places in the world...If you stand in Times Square for a full day, you will see someone of every nationality. Home of such shows as Rent, Wicked, and The Producers, and just an amazing place to be. NYC doesn't deserve the bad rep it has as it's been cleaned up more then the rest of the world can imagine since the 80's.

2. Long Island - LI is an island directly south of NYC that contains Naussua and Suffolk counties. We're best known for our beaches, drunk teens, and bitchy girls (we're not all bad). Horrbile accents run freely(for you it's Long Island, for us it's Lawn Guyland). DO NOT be mistaken that a an LIer thinks they are a part of NYC. LI is mostly urbanized with some farm land. Alot of the population is rich (Great Neck, Manhasset) , but there are some poorer areas (Hempstead).

3. Upstate- Usually considered anything North of NYC. Upstate tends to be rather rural but can have a crazy party life on weekends. Many people believe that the upstate-ers are intermarried hicks, but this is not the case. Upstate New York is just the same as the rest of NY except a little bit colder and a little less polluted
1. "New York City...Center of the Universe."
2. Long Island- Home to the most potheads in the United States.
3. Upstate - Gorgeous!
by Erica April 17, 2006
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hina

I'm talking to my hina, or who is that hina over there
by erica May 6, 2003
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