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Ever driving in your car and some jerk off flys by you and nearly hits you in a beat up old piece of shit Beamer with the bumper hanging off. You, kind sir have in fact encountered a hood rat.
Apparently in order to be a hood rat you must smoke copious amounts of weed, drive like a douche, work at Popeyes or some shit like that, and have your pants hanging down as low as a midgit.
Apparently in order to be a hood rat you must smoke copious amounts of weed, drive like a douche, work at Popeyes or some shit like that, and have your pants hanging down as low as a midgit.
Tony- “Holy fuck man, he almost took my mirror off!!!”
Brad- “that’s a fucking HOOD RAT!!!! Fuck it here!!!!!”
Brad- “that’s a fucking HOOD RAT!!!! Fuck it here!!!!!”
by EricSparks November 6, 2025
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Use 1- When you are working on some Bowlshit like your car a nothing is going right so you chuck your channel locks across the shop and scream “YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKER!”
Use 2- Cocksuckers are typically Faggots, as us “Normal” men don’t go around sucking cocks. I think the television said the “correct” way to describe a faggot is Homosexual or something along those lines, but we all know they are just a huge cocksucker.
Use 1- When you are working on some Bowlshit like your car a nothing is going right so you chuck your channel locks across the shop and scream “YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKER!”
Use 2- Cocksuckers are typically Faggots, as us “Normal” men don’t go around sucking cocks. I think the television said the “correct” way to describe a faggot is Homosexual or something along those lines, but we all know they are just a huge cocksucker.
Use 1- Geoff- “God fucking damn whoever put this drain plug on must of sottered it on! You fucking cocksucker!“
Use 2- Garrett- “Oh look, there going the faggots to go and suck on some more Cock”
Use 2- Garrett- “Oh look, there going the faggots to go and suck on some more Cock”
by EricSparks November 6, 2025
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Get the Cuck mug.This term has multiple uses. The more uncommon uses are One, in Nascar, the term pulling out is used in reference to when a pussy ass driver pulls out of line and drops to the back usually at Dega or Daytona, and two, this term can also be used in reference to when you are pulling out of parking spot in your car. Makes some sense right? Well honestly on the internet you never know cuz everyone’s a fucking dumbass. But back to the main use of the term pullout. Pulling out is That thing you do when Dick Juice is about to squirt in your Girlfriend. According to school health class this “method” is far from effective, but In my personal experience, it’s 100% effective so I don’t know what the hell they are talking about. So if you don’t want to be forced to pay child support, I highly recommend you do this. However, the only time this method seems to not be 100% effective is when for some reason your dumbass girlfriend doesn’t let u pullout and then you wind up being forced to pay child support for the next 18 years of your life, which takes valuable money away from your Beer Budget. And man when you are cheap person like me, any penny you are forced to spend on something that is supposed to be free and enjoyable, sex, really pisses me off.
Use 1- “Hamlin decided to Pull Out and go to the back of the line to avoid being wrecked.”
Use 2- “The way you Pull Out makes me wish your dad pulled out kid!”
Use 3- “Ya bro, I pulled out just in the Nick of time! I got so lucky I didn’t leave it in for a second longer!”
Use 2- “The way you Pull Out makes me wish your dad pulled out kid!”
Use 3- “Ya bro, I pulled out just in the Nick of time! I got so lucky I didn’t leave it in for a second longer!”
by EricSparks March 10, 2022
Get the Pull Out mug.This is one of those words that people across this damn country love to disagree about how its pronounced. The correct way to say the term "Pecan", is PuH-KAHN, not PEE-CAN. A PEE CAN is something you piss in, a Puh-Kahn is that nut that is oh so pleasurable just like when you bust a nut.
Your Aunt that is obsessed with Astrology likely swears it is PEE-CAN, however, just like with Astrology, she is completely wrong.
Your Aunt that is obsessed with Astrology likely swears it is PEE-CAN, however, just like with Astrology, she is completely wrong.
Dale- "Hey, how do you say the word Pecan (Puh-kahn)"
Ethan- "I personally say PEE-CAN"
Dale- "Just like everything you've said, Ethan, is incorrect. A PEE-CAN is something you piss in."
Ethan- "I personally say PEE-CAN"
Dale- "Just like everything you've said, Ethan, is incorrect. A PEE-CAN is something you piss in."
by EricSparks November 6, 2025
Get the Pecan (Puh-kahn) mug.This term has multiple uses. The first of these is a garbage can. The term can is used in this setting very commonly because the word can is in the name stupid. Another use of the word can is a shitter. If you don’t know what a shitter is, I’m sure you can infer from the name. Another common use of the term can is a can with beer inside, however the only time the term can is used is when the liquid inside the can is beer.
Eduardo- “Yo can you pass me a can real quick?”
Al- “Ya sure, just make sure you throw your can in the can when your done with it and hit the can on the way out”
Al- “Ya sure, just make sure you throw your can in the can when your done with it and hit the can on the way out”
by EricSparks September 14, 2021
Get the Can mug.Beer Budget is typically the most important part of your budget, unless you live in a Libtard state where you are forced to pay $15 for a pack of smokes, in which case your Smoke Budget is more important. For some reason, Democrat leaders believe that Cigarettes are bad for you, but from my personal experience, its quite the opposite.
Without your beer budget, there would be no positives left in life. Life is about 2 things. Beer and Pussy. Sorry I mean Beer and Work. Without beer you can't work, without work, you can't afford your beer budget. Its really like an abusive relationship where your Woman doesn't let you fuck her for some unapparent reason. At least with the Work-Beer relationship, you get both, with a Sexless Marriage, you put in the effort, but you don't get to put your dick in her.
Without your beer budget, there would be no positives left in life. Life is about 2 things. Beer and Pussy. Sorry I mean Beer and Work. Without beer you can't work, without work, you can't afford your beer budget. Its really like an abusive relationship where your Woman doesn't let you fuck her for some unapparent reason. At least with the Work-Beer relationship, you get both, with a Sexless Marriage, you put in the effort, but you don't get to put your dick in her.
Billy- "My Beer Budget is out, FUCK!"
Cody- "What you gonna do, you need beer!"
Billy- "Im gonna head on down to that name bodega and rob their asses."
Cody- "As long as you get that 30 rack, thats all that matters!"
Billy- "Damn Straight!"
Cody- "What you gonna do, you need beer!"
Billy- "Im gonna head on down to that name bodega and rob their asses."
Cody- "As long as you get that 30 rack, thats all that matters!"
Billy- "Damn Straight!"
by EricSparks November 6, 2025
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