Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J's definitions

Broomsketball

Get two shop broom's, unscrew the steel handles. Take an old basketball. Put a basketball hoop on a big wall. Give one broom handle to your friend. Hit the basketball into the wall to start; pass it to your friend. Keep playing pass until somebody gets a point. Aim high.

Broomsketball? what hell is that?

by Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J November 7, 2020

Philanthropist

(Pronounced: Phul·ahn·rapist)
A person who cares. A little too much.

"He was a philanthropist! "

"Did you say phulahnrapist?"

by Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J November 24, 2021

Cuntrump

The cheetoh in the White House who never learned about checks and balances while wiping his ass with golden toilet paper at private school; whom in no way shapes foreign policy or represents the office of Presidency. Instead this orange bagged junk is more representative of a cunt with an ass.

Cuntrump walks big, and carries a light shtick.

-or-

Cuntrump just openly admitted to sexual assault, no way he gets elected!

by Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J July 11, 2019

ROFLIALOL

rolling on the floor laughing in a lollercopter on lollerskates

YOU CANNOT DEFINE ROFLIALOL WITHOUT LINKS

by Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J July 15, 2019

brexit

The nasty shit you take after breakfast, which generally involves a fair amount of regret.

gonna have a fag, oop! brexit!

by Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J July 15, 2019

Dikshit

A legitimate Indian surname with unfortunate connotations in the English-speaking world.

"Chief Minister of Delhi, Sheila Dikshit, has fallen in the line"

all credits to gzk September 18, 2006 (i just want the actual spelling so people see the mug and google it...) ROFLIALOL

by Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J August 12, 2019

Cock Diaper

wives taken in the 21st century for no reason other than sex. this is in a no way a sarcastic reference to Melania Trump, or other wives that are bought and paid for. in the even you realize my disclaimer itself is total sarcasm. please buy a new wife, because yours needs to be changed. you naughty bastard.

trumps Cock Diaper is so full that holding hands is off the menu! or, "dude my balls are so blue i need to go pick up a Cock Diaper"

by Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J August 11, 2019