wives taken in the 21st century for no reason other than sex. this is in a no way a sarcastic reference to Melania Trump, or other wives that are bought and paid for. in the even you realize my disclaimer itself is total sarcasm. please buy a new wife, because yours needs to be changed. you naughty bastard.
trumps Cock Diaper is so full that holding hands is off the menu! or, "dude my balls are so blue i need to go pick up a Cock Diaper"
by Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J August 11, 2019
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The future of the human race...
by Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J March 14, 2019
Get two shop broom's, unscrew the steel handles. Take an old basketball. Put a basketball hoop on a big wall. Give one broom handle to your friend. Hit the basketball into the wall to start; pass it to your friend. Keep playing pass until somebody gets a point. Aim high.
Broomsketball? what hell is that?
by Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J November 07, 2020
A national religion popular in many regions of America. Core values include but are not limited to: if a republican said it, it is true! And Obama founded ISIS. They openly practice paranoia and give bigoted regards to anyone not in a T-shirt, blue jeans, and NASCAR hat (beer optional). Higher members of the clergy are represented mullets, open carry sidearms, and a personal level of ignorance to any other culture in existence. The head of the organised religion is easily spotted as he is orange, "rich", and grabs women by the pussy.
Yes whitetrashism is on the rise today, as Mr. Trump informs the American Public that President Obama in fact founded ISIS.
by Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J July 11, 2019