Eric Cartman 's definitions

mullet

Everyone who said it's a redneck hairstyle is a hippie-crite!

Hippies
rock & rollers
metalheads
80's new-wavers from Europe
lesbians
homos

all wore the mullet at one time or another and YOU did too

David Spade is a faggot

by Eric Cartman November 18, 2006

CBL

Chunky Butt Love. Hooking up with a fat chick.

"He was so drunk he gave into the CBL."

by Eric Cartman May 11, 2004

Hippy

Hippies there everywhere! They try and save the world but all they do is smoke pit and smell bad!

"Shut up you hippy! Go f**k a tree or something"

by Eric Cartman April 19, 2018

american idiot

16. American Idiot

Yet another record people love to hate simply because it breaks rank from a bands usual musical direction. Also associated with the "Liberal Media Bias", along with Micheal Moore films, any TV stations minus Fox News, and other scapegoats for peoples mindless hate.

"OMG American Idiot SuX! I don't have the attention span for a nine minute songs! Better go listen to New Found Glory before my head asplodes!"

Source: Azraith, Oct 4, 2004

You like New Found Glory?

Dude,you're a fucking faggot!

by Eric Cartman October 12, 2004

ass thunder

Flatulence. A fart.

I knew to pinch my nose when I heard Dan's ass thunder.

by Eric Cartman June 13, 2004

Terri Schiavo

It's a good thing Janet Reno isn't still the attorney general.She would just be all like,"Fuck it,I'm sick of this Mexican standoff.Burn the building down."

Fuckin jack-booted thugs.

by Eric Cartman March 25, 2005

FACEPLANT

During a sport your feet cant keep up with your legs and u fall directly on your face.OR: When skating you land on an angle and slip trip or fall flat on your face and you bleed repeditively.

"Dude!! That kid over there just took a major faceplant!!"

by Eric Cartman May 13, 2005