Eric Cartman 's definitions

FACEPLANT

During a sport your feet cant keep up with your legs and u fall directly on your face.OR: When skating you land on an angle and slip trip or fall flat on your face and you bleed repeditively.

"Dude!! That kid over there just took a major faceplant!!"

by Eric Cartman May 13, 2005

ear jizzola

arab television

propaganda really fucks with your head

by Eric Cartman June 28, 2004

american idiot

16. American Idiot

Yet another record people love to hate simply because it breaks rank from a bands usual musical direction. Also associated with the "Liberal Media Bias", along with Micheal Moore films, any TV stations minus Fox News, and other scapegoats for peoples mindless hate.

"OMG American Idiot SuX! I don't have the attention span for a nine minute songs! Better go listen to New Found Glory before my head asplodes!"

Source: Azraith, Oct 4, 2004

You like New Found Glory?

Dude,you're a fucking faggot!

by Eric Cartman October 12, 2004

ass thunder

Flatulence. A fart.

I knew to pinch my nose when I heard Dan's ass thunder.

by Eric Cartman June 13, 2004

Terri Schiavo

It's a good thing Janet Reno isn't still the attorney general.She would just be all like,"Fuck it,I'm sick of this Mexican standoff.Burn the building down."

Fuckin jack-booted thugs.

by Eric Cartman March 25, 2005

dolphins

they are so stupid the get caught in those fishing nets all the time

by Eric Cartman August 15, 2003

Casa Bonita

A totally rad mexican resturant where you can cliff dive go into the awsome scary cave then eat refired beans.

"Dude sex with your mom was soo cool."
"NO, not as cool as Casa Bonita!"

by Eric Cartman May 13, 2005