Eric's definitions

Soup Man

person in a bukakke video that supplies the jism for the girl. A professional ejaculator.

Dan picked up extra money in college by shooting his wad into a bowl as a soup man for a bukakke video.

by eric November 28, 2003

ez

Term used primarily in online arcade-style shooter games to describe an enemy whose skill leaves something to be desired.

OMG JIMBO U R SEW EZ!!!!! etc.

by eric December 1, 2003

keeps

(usually "for keeps")

a condition in which the consequences are total or permanent

This time, let's play for keeps.

by Eric December 2, 2003

devastated

1. The state of being totally owned, as in a sport or video game.

2. Destroyed

3. Impacted heavily in terms of emotion or mental state.

1. Ohhh, you got devastated!

2. "Ohhh, NYC got devastated!" -Osama Bin Laden

3. Susy was devastated when I murdered her cat with a chainsaw.

by Eric December 2, 2003

Bob Ueker

Similar to an Upper Deck, A Bob Ueker is when a person shits on the top of a toilet tank. Bob Ueker is the announcer for the Milwaukee Brewers, and sits above the upper deck.

After I got done fucking Becky's sister, I gave her a Bob Ueker.

by Eric December 4, 2003

Number 5

To Masturbate. Number 1 being to piss. Number 2 being to shit, and Number 5, because you have 5 fingers.

Stop calling me, I'm taking a Number 5.

by Eric December 4, 2003

Number 7

To Beat off while taking a shit. Number 2 and Number 5 combined.

I was taking a number 7 when my mom walked in.

by Eric December 4, 2003