Eric's definitions

Bair

short for butt-hair.
what happens to you when you laugh and cry at the same time.

Man, I was laughing so hard at the comedy show that I cried. Then suddenly my butt started ta' itch!
Damn!

by Eric April 19, 2005

Jack Daniels

Hard liqour made in Tennesee and sold throughout the world. Known for its awesome taste and supreme alcohol content. Also gets girls naked ALOT easier.

I drank a whole bottle of jack daniels and died after fucking that slutty chick.

by Eric January 7, 2005

down like the ground

Something made up by whitey to make himself sound more "street"... even though nobody knows what the hell he's talking about

Person #1: Do you want to go to the park?
Person #2: I'm down like the ground for that.

by Eric December 3, 2004

velvet underground

a rock & roll band of the late sixties, possibly the most influential band of all time.

the velvet underground was the greatest band of all time.

by Eric July 8, 2004

jiz mopper

the occupational term for someone who "swabs the deck" of a peep show booth

john found a dollar on the floor while he was performing his duties of jizz mopping

by eric August 4, 2003

Kevin McMahon

The biggest retard in the world. He has down syndrome to the max.

Kevin is t3h nubcake.

by Eric February 12, 2005

zamoti

From the Hindi language as seen on Asia TV. The true definition is unknown, but it has been redefined as follows for the English language:

1. Butter on the edge of a water glass; typically found at a greasy spoon like Tee-Jay's.
2. The funky aroma that a busboy (who also works at Tee-Jay's) eminates after a hard day of smearing butter on the edges of water glasses.

NOTE: Zamoti is typically native to Ohio, but sightings have been made in western Pennsylvania and the deep south.

Dude, I went to Tee-Jay's and there was zamoti all over my water glass!

by Eric July 11, 2004