Eric's definitions

New Mom

Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your Old Mom.

Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...

by Eric January 2, 2004

hot blonde

blonde: hottest type of girl on earth

whoa shes blonde, check out that ass pussy and those tits! the most perfect type of girl alive!

by eric September 26, 2004

false thong

When a girl wears a sting bikini, or another type of sexy underwear besides a thong and tries to make it stick out and look like a thong. Typically seen of goody-goody girls who arent allowed to have thongs.

Tina:(lifts up her false thong straps) ''hey look at my thong straps''
Josh:(gives her a wedgie) ''Hey, thats not a thong, its a string bikini!''

by Eric May 13, 2005

poove

slang for gay like queer or fag

dude stop being such a fucking poove

by Eric November 2, 2004

down like the ground

Something made up by whitey to make himself sound more "street"... even though nobody knows what the hell he's talking about

Person #1: Do you want to go to the park?
Person #2: I'm down like the ground for that.

by Eric December 3, 2004

velvet underground

a rock & roll band of the late sixties, possibly the most influential band of all time.

the velvet underground was the greatest band of all time.

by Eric July 8, 2004

jiz mopper

the occupational term for someone who "swabs the deck" of a peep show booth

john found a dollar on the floor while he was performing his duties of jizz mopping

by eric August 4, 2003