Ereck Flowers's definitions

rewind

Shift anything on screen backwards in duration, not just a tape.

Man: Let's rewind that movie.

Boy: It's not a tape, so do we still rewind?

Man: Yes!

by Ereck Flowers February 8, 2015

Oh, I misinterpreted signals

The answer to any criticism for one's romantic choice.

Q: Why haven't you broken up with her like you said you would?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you stalk her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you say that on your date?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you not advance on her romantically?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why didn't you have sex with her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

by Ereck Flowers March 5, 2014

toilet Bowl-Beaked Bird

Pelican

The toilet bowl-beaked bird played with the hornets.

by Ereck Flowers March 31, 2015

bad lad

A brat, or spoiled child.

I hope I don't have any bad lads when I have children.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

coswoon

A costume so flattering that others feel like swooning just by looking at you in it.

He wore a coswoon and the girls just felt their hearts go pitty-pat.

by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018

eye sigh

When someone rolls their eyes in frustration.

My wife gave me the ol' eye sigh in bed.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

that shovel feeling

When you want to knock someone's head off with a shovel.

That idiot thinks he started Watergate. I have that shovel feeling for him.

by Ereck Flowers May 17, 2015