451 definitions by Ereck Flowers

Success

Something that can lead to more success.

Guy 1: I had success when I bought a car today!

Guy 2: But it's old and cost only $700.

Guy 1: Hey, but it works well and I can drive to work with it!

by Ereck Flowers January 24, 2015

global warming

Shit that penguins don't need.

Global warming is so sad for its impact on the South Pole.

by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018

drink kink

Losing your inhibitions after consuming alcohol.

That guy has a serious drink kink right now.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

ruhtard

A polite way of calling someone stupid.

You're a ruhtard, bruh.

by Ereck Flowers November 3, 2018

bars

Cell phone reception.

I have no bars. Oh, well.

by Ereck Flowers August 19, 2018

wood stood

An erection.

I have a wood stood. I'm ready.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

snewball

An affectionate way of describing a snowball.

But it was just a snewball!

by Ereck Flowers November 3, 2018