dolt

Someone who doesn't get unrequited love when it happens.

You're intellectually gifted, but you're a dolt for not picking up signals.

by Ereck Flowers October 28, 2014

wood stood

An erection.

I have a wood stood. I'm ready.

by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019

debt bet

A bet you make rashly to pay off someone or something.

This is a debt bet, but think of how awesome it would be to have no debts of any kind anymore!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

talk block

Preventing someone from talking to someone they like.

You think cock block is bad? How about trying talk block?

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

cyber-swimming

navigating through the Internet through fun-loving activity to reach something interesting to you on the Internet

My cyber-swimming led me to an article on panda bears!

by Ereck Flowers January 18, 2015

quit shit

The backlash a person gets from quitting their job, whether the insults are about being a loser, a coward, or just generally irresponsible and unappreciative of the opportunity. In other words, the hurt and sadness that comes from quitting.

I got a whole lot of quit shit. I just wanted to move on!

by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018

annoyfriend

A characterization of a boyfriend when he's being annoying to his girlfriend.

Woman: You are being my annoyfriend right now. Please stop!

Man: Okay. I'll behave.

by Ereck Flowers November 08, 2018