morality

Without evil, there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes.

Even the crustiest human beings are part of our world's morality.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

boredom

When there are many options for fun you cannot consider possible.

Man: I having trouble with my own boredom.

Woman: Try going to a movie.

Man: That costs money.

Woman: Cooking?

Man: Could burn myself.

Woman: Sewing?

Man: A noose?

Woman: Then what?

Man: Do something that would make me ever more bored then now.

Woman: Okay.

by Ereck Flowers May 25, 2015

Well

The beginning to a dark story.

Well, at least I have $7 of the $1,000 I won at Las Vegas.

Well, at least the fire only burned half my kitchen.

Well, at least my team won one game this year.

by Ereck Flowers January 25, 2015

shit

Something that happens to people quite often.

Oh, shit. Donald Trump almost caused nuclear winter. Again.

by Ereck Flowers August 18, 2017

Hatiator

A radiator you hate because it makes an annoying whirring sound.

This hatiator needs to shut up.

by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2016

centimental

A person who gets sentimental over their coin collection.

I was a centimental when I collected state quarters. I really loved them.

by Ereck Flowers July 01, 2016

Midwest

A place where if you use a three syllable word, they think you are a professor.

The Midwest and The South. . .no one knows which is dumber.

by Ereck Flowers August 15, 2018