Ereck Flowers's definitions

snooze choose

Deciding to sleep after an alarm sounds.

I snooze choose if I can get away with it.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Fenway Park

The home baseball stadium for the Boston Red Sox that is awkward for the following reasons: it features diminutive six-foot high dugouts, the only manual auxilary scoreboard in professional sports, a foul pole that resides in the middle of right field (nicknamed Pesky Pole in the 1950's), a giant green wall that resides in the middle of left field (nicknamed The Green Monster in 1947), stadium seats hanging over a Boston street (Lansdowne Street), and a bullpen in center field that is accessible to outfielders during play because of its short wall.

If ballparks were golf courses, Fenway Park would be a miniature golf course.

Red Sox fans love Fenway Park because it's almost as awkward as them . . . almost.

by Ereck Flowers December 25, 2010

Feeling it

Doing things but not knowing why.

I'm feeling it. I'm not going to die; I feel it.

by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2014

Teletubbies

A show made for heroin addicts, Mormons, Sarah Palin, and test subjects in if guns work, which are of the same category of people in this great nation.

I hate the Teletubbies Sun. It needs to die.

by Ereck Flowers March 14, 2015

fume boom

The breaking point of a person.

That was his fume boom. Just let him vent it out.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

cocoon phase

A period of development for a young adult.

Dad, I'm just going though this cocoon phase. One day, I'll evolve into something beautiful!

by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018

cello

An instrument that sounds like a suicidal bumblebee.

I learned the cello. Maybe it would have been more interesting to learn the violin.

by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018