that shovel feeling

When you want to knock someone's head off with a shovel.

That idiot thinks he started Watergate. I have that shovel feeling for him.

by Ereck Flowers May 17, 2015

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The Sox Pox

Another name for The Curse of the Bambino, which has since been broken in 2004.

The Sox Pox is broken. Now it's been 4 World Series for them since, incidentally the same number of times Donald Trump has filed for bankruptcy.

by Ereck Flowers November 08, 2018

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fake take

When you have sex with someone, but you don't intend to connect emotionally with that person afterwards.

Girl: This isn't a real relationship. That wasn't meaningful sex. This is a fake take.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

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Donald Stumped

Whenever you cannot for the life of you understand why a human being can be as stupid as Donald Trump.

Guy 1: I'm Donald Stumped. Why is he helping the 17 coal miners in America? Hasn't he ever heard of modern technology or environmentally friendly kinds of energy?

Guy 2: Well, Donald Trump did appoint to the head of the EPA someone who dismisses global warming as some sort of deep state commie plot.

Guy 1: Of course he did.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

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