Definitions by Ereck Flowers

loser

Someone with more class than a creep but with less class than a winner.

I'm married to a loser, but it could be worse!

loser by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2014

Dost thou question? 

A defensive comment for one's own idea when there is an idiot in the social group.

Bob: Let's go bowling.

Sandra: Yeah, I want to shoot a 225.

Ralph: You don't even know what a 225 is.

Sandra: Dost thou question?

Dost thou question? by Ereck Flowers November 17, 2014

Idiot 

An adult who is half adult and half child.

You're an idiot. You think you're cool, but you're just an idiot. You're not that bad. But you're a fucking idiot.

Idiot by Ereck Flowers November 16, 2014

Sport 

Anything you can slump at.

Joe: video games aren't a sport.

Bob: do you suck sometimes at video games?

Joe: yes?

Bob: then it's a sport.

Sport by Ereck Flowers November 9, 2014

Feeling it 

Doing things but not knowing why.

I'm feeling it. I'm not going to die; I feel it.

Feeling it by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2014

dolt 

Someone who doesn't get unrequited love when it happens.

You're intellectually gifted, but you're a dolt for not picking up signals.

dolt by Ereck Flowers October 28, 2014

Oh, I misinterpreted signals 

The answer to any criticism for one's romantic choice.

Q: Why haven't you broken up with her like you said you would?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you stalk her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you say that on your date?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you not advance on her romantically?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why didn't you have sex with her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Oh, I misinterpreted signals by Ereck Flowers March 5, 2014