office space

(v. followed by an object) to obliterate an inanimate object of your frustration for its failure to work. Based on the film Office Space.

I office spaced my DVD player when it didn't work anymore.

I like to office space things when I cannot stand them anymore.

by Ereck Flowers March 22, 2011

crud mud

In a bad position.

You're in some crud mud right now.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

adore chore

Something a lover must do for their partner to keep her happy with him.

Taking my husband to the Super Bowl is the ultimate adore chore. I won't enjoy it, but Peter will love it!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

race

God's way of fucking with humanity.

Native American: I'm an American.

White guy: And I'm an American.

Native American: And yet we are different.

White guy: Huh.

Native American: Yeah, race, right?

by Ereck Flowers March 04, 2018

move groove

When you are listening and dancing to music blissfully.

I like to move groove to this song!

by Ereck Flowers November 22, 2018

bloom soon

When a plant blossoms early according to seasonal norms.

That garden experienced a bloom soon with many of the plants it features.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

flippin'

A euphemism for "fucking."

No flippin' way I'm dating you!

by Ereck Flowers August 21, 2017