farty

A party that has the entertainment value of a fart.

This is no party. It's a fucking farty.

by Ereck Flowers November 07, 2018

gray out

To put one's mind at ease, or smooth out worrisome thoughts figuratively represented as black-and-white.

I'm going for a walk to gray out.

by Ereck Flowers June 05, 2017

gloat boat

A situation where somebody dwells on success.

I'm on my gloat boat over my baseball team winning a big game.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

deep weep

sobbing

That kid went through quite a deep weep after brushing his knee at the playground.

by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019

5-card thud

When you are dealt a great hand in poker, and you feel your heart thud as a consequence, whereby you must keep calm to give a good poker face and play effectively thereafter.

Guy's thoughts: "Don't look suspicious. I hope nobody could tell that I just had a 5-card thud there."

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

crud mud

In a bad position.

You're in some crud mud right now.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

Donald Bump

An emotional bruise from being victimized by the Trump administration.

I have many Donald Bumps. Maybe I should move to avoid more.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018