loser

Someone with more class than a creep but with less class than a winner.

I'm married to a loser, but it could be worse!

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2014

cat

Something that shits in the house, and something that doesn't do shit in the house.

I have a cat. Why did I buy him?

by Ereck Flowers November 24, 2018

odd bod

A person's unattractive body.

That guy has an odd bod. I wonder how he feels in the locker room.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

sex vex

Bothering a partner to have sex with them ad nauseam.

Enough with this sex vex, Joe, I just don't want it now!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

chessiac

A chess brainiac.

He is a chessiac. He wins all of his chess games.

by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2016

new reality

An expression admitting changed circumstances in one's life.

John and I would have the best times at summer camp. But he moved and has a family now. So I guess, new reality, right?

by Ereck Flowers November 05, 2018

fap cap

The maximum times a guy can masturbate in a given day.

My fap cap is 5.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019