Definitions by Ereck Flowers

woeful social 

Bonding over pain shared.

You are being very woeful social joining that group.

woeful social by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

thrill pill 

A recreational drug that makes the user euphoric.

I just took a thrill pill. I'm set for this party!

thrill pill by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

Dancing Queen 

A song about a 17-year-old girl losing her virginity at prom night.

Digging the Dancing Queen. . .Anybody could be that guy. . .Having the time of your life. . .

Dancing Queen by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

The Sox Pox 

Another name for The Curse of the Bambino, which has since been broken in 2004.

The Sox Pox is broken. Now it's been 4 World Series for them since, incidentally the same number of times Donald Trump has filed for bankruptcy.

The Sox Pox by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018

Don Artist 

Another name for Donald Trump that rightly depicts him as a con artist.

The Don Artist! How about we don't, don't reelect him in 2020. . . .

Don Artist by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018

annoyfriend 

A characterization of a boyfriend when he's being annoying to his girlfriend.

Woman: You are being my annoyfriend right now. Please stop!

Man: Okay. I'll behave.

annoyfriend by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018

tumor humor 

When someone knows he has terminal cancer, and he defuses the sadness for others, quite bravely, by hiding his pain around loved ones.

John: That woman is gorgeous. And by the way, your sister is such a sweetie.

Jill: I agree.

Later. . . .

Jill: What happened to John, sister?

Fran: Oh, he passed away. You didn't know he had terminal cancer? Didn't you see the bandage on his ear?

Jill: I suppose he was just implementing tumor humor for me. I never knew about John's cancer.

Fran: May he rest in peace.

tumor humor by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018