Ereck Flowers's definitions

elhope

To hope to elope one day.

Woman: Can we elhope at least?

Man: I guess that's our only choice because our parents won't let us have a traditional wedding.

by Ereck Flowers August 11, 2018

Empathy

Understanding someone else's anti-social predicaments.

Man 1: she's my girlfriend, but I don't speak to her.

Man 2: what do you mean?

Man 1: have some empathy.

Man 2: yeah, I'm sure she'll come around!

by Ereck Flowers April 11, 2015

quack

A charlatan at being a doctor of any kind.

My psychologist wasn't a quack because she behaved like a doctor.

by Ereck Flowers October 11, 2016

Pathetic

When you need others to have sympathy for you to survive.

Boy: I don't know.

Man: you don't remember anything?

Boy: No.

Man: Oh, aren't you pathetic!

by Ereck Flowers April 29, 2015

Boy

A young person with male genitalia.

The parents were scared when the boy hurt himself on a hurdle.

by Ereck Flowers April 10, 2015

humble jumble

When you are trying to say the right thing in conversation, but because you are trying to be overly modest or careful, the words come out wrong, and offends the person to whom you are speaking.

Oh God, on my first date, at the beginning to less, I had a humble jumble. Good thing she didn't get up and leave, though. I guess that means she's nice.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Donald Clump

The mass of defective brain cells that block the neurotransmitters of Donald Trump's brain, causing him to have no ability to process information, remember facts, or even be articulate, as well as interferes with his judgment, logic, sensitivity, reason, and general thought for the last 63 years of his life.

It's the Donald Clump. It's a disease specific to this demented man child in office named Donald Trump.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018