Innocent jerk

Someone who is innocent in an offense but exaggerates the severity of the offense.

She has a point, but her snobbishness makes her an innocent jerk.

by Ereck Flowers March 14, 2015

Companion

Someone who knows you, has had communications with you, and who inspires you to live pleasantly.

My companion is my wife.

by Ereck Flowers March 16, 2015

I pressed something

What you say when something bad happens between you and technology.

I pressed something. And now this device is not working. . .great.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

blue ribbon fuck

A prick.

She thinks he's a blue ribbon fuck.

by Ereck Flowers August 29, 2018

tale regale

Relating a story to someone purely to amuse them and reach them at an emotional level.

He tale regaled me the greatest story I have ever heard.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

hip chick

Something you call a cool woman.

Hey, hip chick! Do you have any poems you would like to read us?

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

hair scare

A bad haircut.

You have a hair scare on top of your head right now.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019