drum bum

A homeless person who tries to make an earnest living receiving dollars for playing the drums from a variety of percussive things, be it buckets or actual drums.

Manhattan drum bums in the Subway? Cool! I will gladly slip you a fiver.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

farty

A party that has the entertainment value of a fart.

This is no party. It's a fucking farty.

by Ereck Flowers November 07, 2018

gray out

To put one's mind at ease, or smooth out worrisome thoughts figuratively represented as black-and-white.

I'm going for a walk to gray out.

by Ereck Flowers June 05, 2017

ruhtard

A polite way of calling someone stupid.

You're a ruhtard, bruh.

by Ereck Flowers November 03, 2018

Donald Bump

An emotional bruise from being victimized by the Trump administration.

I have many Donald Bumps. Maybe I should move to avoid more.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

sex

The number one reason why men are stupid.

The philosopher might wonder why, aside from being an evolutionary device, men are attracted to having sex.

by Ereck Flowers December 25, 2010

Donald Crumpet

Any depressing fact about Donald Trump that you must digest.

How many Donald Crumpets are in one newspaper?

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018