Ereck Flowers's definitions

Coffee shop touring

Going around a city to various coffee shops to pick up women.

Man 1: I went coffee shop touring and picked up 0 women.

Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?

Man 1: 37.

Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.

by Ereck Flowers February 21, 2015

Sport

Anything you can slump at.

Joe: video games aren't a sport.

Bob: do you suck sometimes at video games?

Joe: yes?

Bob: then it's a sport.

by Ereck Flowers November 9, 2014

write fight

When someone writes hurriedly to meet an impending deadline.

I have to write fight so it can make the paper for tomorrow's issue.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

bat gnat

A weak hitter in baseball, where the pitcher grows annoyed at his will just to keep his at-bat alive.

He faced the bat gnat. It took 12 pitches to retire him.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

man tan

A farmer's tan, or a trucker's tan.

I got a man tan on my arms from playing golf at noon in August.

by Ereck Flowers November 24, 2018

cheating

Taking shortcuts in life.

My sister was cheating her way to an award. That was pretty lame.

by Ereck Flowers June 30, 2016

cock stalk

Sexual predatory behavior from a man.

That guy needs to stop cock stalking me. I will not go out with him. I have no interest in him. I will report him if he doesn't read my social signals soon.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018