bars

Cell phone reception.

I have no bars. Oh, well.

by Ereck Flowers August 19, 2018

Donald Trumpet

When you trumpet your hatred and knowledge of evil brought upon the world by Donald Trump.

It's very healthy these days to have a Donald Trumpet.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

nice price

The pain a person feels for being a nice person as much as possible.

Ah, the nice price for the good life!

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Chasterbate

Masturbation before marriage.

You chasterbated in your room because you like me.

by Ereck Flowers March 12, 2015

gray out

To put one's mind at ease, or smooth out worrisome thoughts figuratively represented as black-and-white.

I'm going for a walk to gray out.

by Ereck Flowers June 05, 2017

tale regale

Relating a story to someone purely to amuse them and reach them at an emotional level.

He tale regaled me the greatest story I have ever heard.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

hip chick

Something you call a cool woman.

Hey, hip chick! Do you have any poems you would like to read us?

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018