Definitions by Ereck Flowers

chest depressed 

An insecure feeling a woman can have about the size, feel, or general look of her bosoms.

I know I shouldn't be chest depressed, but I am.

chest depressed by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

debt bet 

A bet you make rashly to pay off someone or something.

This is a debt bet, but think of how awesome it would be to have no debts of any kind anymore!

debt bet by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

regret bet 

A bet you would take back if you could.

Since I don't welsh, I must pay this regret bet (sigh).

regret bet by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

save crave 

A situation in a video game where you haven't saved your progress in a long time, and you feel nervous when the next opportunity you will have to do so.

Guy 1: How do you not have save crave right now? I've just watched you play this video game for an hour, and you have yet to save the game!

Guy 2: I know what I'm doing.

save crave by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

bliss 

When you currently don't give a shit about anything.

I'm in bliss. I have no worries about anything right now.

bliss by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

mom calm 

When your mamma relaxes you for something bad that happens to you.

I just got fired. I needed a mom calm, just needed to talk thing out, and now I'm ready for more!

mom calm by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

I pressed something 

What you say when something bad happens between you and technology.

I pressed something. And now this device is not working. . .great.

I pressed something by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018