knife wife

A wife who cooks for her husband.

Every guy would be lucky to have married a knife wife.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

trustie

A parent or guardian who holds your money.

My trustie put 100 dollars in my bank account. Thanks, dad.

by Ereck Flowers June 22, 2016

busted

being caught stuffing your bra

I was busted when my friend opened the door.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2014

good job

A job done in a way that is satisfying and meaningful.

Man 1: You did a nice job.

Man 2: Not a good job?

Man 1: Well, you fixed the roof so we won't get wet from the rain for now. But later, it might come apart.

by Ereck Flowers February 07, 2015

normal

In theory, what everyone should try to be.

Guy: I just want to be normal.

Girl: Good.

by Ereck Flowers August 21, 2018

slut hut

The place where a loose girl puts out.

Let's go to my slut hut, honey.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

problems

The human condition.

I not only have problems, I am problems.

by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018