Definitions by Ereck Flowers

cave slave 

Someone who has yet to reach emotional maturity. (Reference: Plato's Allegory of the Cave)

He's a cave slave. He only focuses on the shadows that the light creates instead of embracing the light outside. One day he will see the real light.

cave slave by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

picture fixture 

A picture of some kind that rests in a special place on the wall.

That painting is a picture fixture in my room.

picture fixture by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

cursed worst 

When you finish in last, or essentially in last, in a string of like competitions.

I'm not just the worst. I'm cursed worst with this stuff.

cursed worst by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

bat gnat 

A weak hitter in baseball, where the pitcher grows annoyed at his will just to keep his at-bat alive.

He faced the bat gnat. It took 12 pitches to retire him.

bat gnat by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

quit shit 

The backlash a person gets from quitting their job, whether the insults are about being a loser, a coward, or just generally irresponsible and unappreciative of the opportunity. In other words, the hurt and sadness that comes from quitting.

I got a whole lot of quit shit. I just wanted to move on!

quit shit by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018

morning snoring 

When you wake up in the morning, before your partner in bed has woken up, you hear him still snoring as you get out of bed.

Always morning snoring to start the day!

morning snoring by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018

eye sigh 

When someone rolls their eyes in frustration.

My wife gave me the ol' eye sigh in bed.

eye sigh by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018