Ereck Flowers's definitions

Donald Clump

The mass of defective brain cells that block the neurotransmitters of Donald Trump's brain, causing him to have no ability to process information, remember facts, or even be articulate, as well as interferes with his judgment, logic, sensitivity, reason, and general thought for the last 63 years of his life.

It's the Donald Clump. It's a disease specific to this demented man child in office named Donald Trump.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Boy

A young person with male genitalia.

The parents were scared when the boy hurt himself on a hurdle.

by Ereck Flowers April 10, 2015

humble jumble

When you are trying to say the right thing in conversation, but because you are trying to be overly modest or careful, the words come out wrong, and offends the person to whom you are speaking.

Oh God, on my first date, at the beginning to less, I had a humble jumble. Good thing she didn't get up and leave, though. I guess that means she's nice.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

drink slink

When you become relaxed from an alcoholic beverage.

I think I'll drink slink into bed with a good glass of scotch.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

absurd word

A hard-to-believe factoid.

That's certainly an absurd word you just uttered.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

cyber-life

One's life on the internet.

Bob's got no cyber-life.

by Ereck Flowers March 25, 2011

Burn Concern

The wildfires (in California during November of 2018, or any other like wildfires in history) that have destroyed forested areas, vehicles, homes and everything else in its path, killing many and causing the disappearance of many more, as well as poisoned the air, at a devastating and seemingly unstoppable rate.

This Burn Concern, or any other, needs to be contained immediately. This is too sad and scary with which to deal right now.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018