never together

A state of mind that determines two given people will never enter a romantic relationship.

He had the position of never together--she was too old for him anyway, he thought.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

sweet beat

The warm feeling a competitor has when they've won.

I just sweet beat that really talented player.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

woeful social

Bonding over pain shared.

You are being very woeful social joining that group.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

picture fixture

A picture of some kind that rests in a special place on the wall.

That painting is a picture fixture in my room.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

race

God's way of fucking with humanity.

Native American: I'm an American.

White guy: And I'm an American.

Native American: And yet we are different.

White guy: Huh.

Native American: Yeah, race, right?

by Ereck Flowers March 04, 2018

snooze choose

Deciding to sleep after an alarm sounds.

I snooze choose if I can get away with it.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

Fenway Park

The home baseball stadium for the Boston Red Sox that is awkward for the following reasons: it features diminutive six-foot high dugouts, the only manual auxilary scoreboard in professional sports, a foul pole that resides in the middle of right field (nicknamed Pesky Pole in the 1950's), a giant green wall that resides in the middle of left field (nicknamed The Green Monster in 1947), stadium seats hanging over a Boston street (Lansdowne Street), and a bullpen in center field that is accessible to outfielders during play because of its short wall.

If ballparks were golf courses, Fenway Park would be a miniature golf course.

Red Sox fans love Fenway Park because it's almost as awkward as them . . . almost.

by Ereck Flowers December 25, 2010