Definitions by Ereck Flowers

bottle coddle 

The parental behavior of letting their child use the baby bottle too long.

You don't have to bottle coddle him. You should wean him off breast milk.

bottle coddle by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

eye dye 

Contact lenses that change color of your eyes.

For the part, they made me wear eye dye. I have naturally brown eyes, and they wanted them light blue.

eye dye by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

rabbit habit 

A penchant for sexual intercourse. (Rabbits reproduce at an alarming rate.)

Drop the rabbit habit and settle down!

rabbit habit by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

heart start 

The beginning of a romantic relationship.

At our heart start, we were merely sexually compatible. After spending time together, however, we have fallen in love.

heart start by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

prune swoon 

A smelly fart.

That was a prune swoon. Sorry,

prune swoon by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

doom boom 

A war explosion.

Our atom bomb will cause a doom boom that would poison the air and soil forever.

doom boom by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

bore core 

A person who is deeply uninteresting and antisocial.

I went out with that bore core. Can I have that time back?

bore core by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018