Ereck Flowers's definitions

Prez fez

A ceremonial cap given to someone with a title of power.

He wore that Prez fez all the time at meetings.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Nerdy, Dirty, Greasy look

Bad hair day

Helen: You're having a nerdy, dirty, greasy look today?

Hayden: Yes.

Helen: You should work on that.

Hayden: No.

by Ereck Flowers December 22, 2014

sew new

Mend clothing such that it looks as good as new.

Thanks for sew newing my costume. The tear us gone!

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

lead head

A heavy metal music lover.

There are some cool lead heads at the front of the concert.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Donald Crumpet

Any depressing fact about Donald Trump that you must digest.

How many Donald Crumpets are in one newspaper?

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

ruhtard

A polite way of calling someone stupid.

You're a ruhtard, bruh.

by Ereck Flowers November 3, 2018

phat

A more insulting way of saying "fat," because it seems to have originally been a lie that you weren't fat, but only cool (phat). Being called fat in deceit is far worse than just being called plain fat.

"You're fat," Jeff said.

"What?" Erica asked.

"Uh, you're phat," Jeff said. "You heard of 'phat,' right? With a 'ph?'

"Litmus testing?" Erica asked.

"It means cool," Jeff said.

"Fuck you," Erica said.

by Ereck Flowers May 27, 2015