Ereck Flowers's definitions

Companion

Someone who knows you, has had communications with you, and who inspires you to live pleasantly.

My companion is my wife.

by Ereck Flowers March 16, 2015

Innocent jerk

Someone who is innocent in an offense but exaggerates the severity of the offense.

She has a point, but her snobbishness makes her an innocent jerk.

by Ereck Flowers March 14, 2015

I pressed something

What you say when something bad happens between you and technology.

I pressed something. And now this device is not working. . .great.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

Down the rabbit hole

Uninhibited behavior

I chose not to go down the rabbit hole by refusing to discuss the girl I liked.

by Ereck Flowers April 15, 2015

damp champ

When a guy makes a woman orgasm during sexual intercourse.

He was a damp champ tonight!

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

haze phase

A confusing period in a person's life.

He was going through a haze phase with his parents.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

remote gloat

When a person watching television with others gets to control the remote.

The dad gets the remote gloat now.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019