Definitions by Ereck Flowers

muzzle puzzled 

The confused and calm feeling an animal (especially a canine) has after its muzzled.

My dog was rambunctious. I muzzled him and he was simply muzzle puzzled, like it didn't know what happened and what he could have possible done wrong.

muzzle puzzled by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

sew new 

Mend clothing such that it looks as good as new.

Thanks for sew newing my costume. The tear us gone!

sew new by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

fake take 

When you have sex with someone, but you don't intend to connect emotionally with that person afterwards.

Girl: This isn't a real relationship. That wasn't meaningful sex. This is a fake take.

fake take by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

pound hound

A sexual predator.

That guy was a little bit of a pound hound.

pound hound by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

diaper wiper 

A parent of an infant.

You two won't be diaper wipers for long!

diaper wiper by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

loser

Something that takes strength to be.

Call him a loser or a healer or whatever, we'd all be screwed without him.

loser by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

intermission 

The vacation break in school between first and second semester.

Over intermission, I'll reconnect with her.

intermission by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018