fun gun

An unnecessarily owned gun.

There should be no fun guns.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

completed the girl coaster

When you think you are ready to move on to a serious romantic relationship with a woman.

I've completed the girl coaster. Now it's time to be patient with this one.

by Ereck Flowers November 07, 2018

whore

Someone who can't spell the alphabet, but can put a spell on you.

She was a whore. She got many Ds, including in her bra.

by Ereck Flowers April 15, 2015

fay

A flaming gay person.

Guy: He's a fay.

Girl: I could tell.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

pet fret

When an animal owner worries over the well-being of their pet when away.

Stop pet fretting. Jane is so good to animals. I'm sure your dog will be fine when you return.

by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019

fairytale logic

Caring about building happiness in the moment, a fairytale story, rather than anything in the future--where the building could lead to a fairytale tragedy or a fairytale happy ending--and since the logic used to get to the result was to build a fairytale, the type of ending doesn't matter.

Griffin: I worked my ass off to graduate from college in biology.

Sam: How was it?

Griffin: I used fairytale logic. If I didn't get the degree, that's life, since I made every moment I lived into a fairytale as best I could. And look what happened. I earned the degree, so it was a happy ending. But it was fun!

by Ereck Flowers December 17, 2014

Sweet for you

Affectionate and loving in spirit for you.

That woman is sweet for you from half-way across the country.

by Ereck Flowers March 18, 2015