Donald mumps

The powerful negative effect of Donald Trump's administration on everyone.

British guy: I have the Donald mumps.

German guy: So do I.

Australian guy: Me too.

Kenyan guy: Yep, me as well.

Penguin in South Pole: I don't like Donald Trump at all.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Donald Thump

A physical reaction caused by one's frustration for Donald Trump's administration.

I exerted a Donald Thump against my couch.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

bold cold

When you blast the air conditioner during hot months despite your bill, just because it feels so good.

Man: Don't bold cold the room. Put it at a reasonable temperature, okay?

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

whatever

the thing you say when you start thinking too much

Bob: Do you want to go to the candy store?

Jan: Are you high?

Bob: Whatever.

by Ereck Flowers December 12, 2014

Amounted to minus

A child who did the impossible and did worse in life than what anyone could have expected.

Man 1: My son became a lawyer!

Woman 1: My daughter became a doctor!

Man 2: My son amounted to minus.

Woman 2: Hm.

by Ereck Flowers March 03, 2015

malice callus

A thick sinned personality.

To take a verbal beating like that, you must have a malice callus.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

hair scare

When the hair on your head is disheveled or unkempt in one way or another, and it takes you by surprise.

I had a hair scare this morning. And my solution was a hat.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018