Ereck Flowers's definitions

bold cold

When you blast the air conditioner during hot months despite your bill, just because it feels so good.

Man: Don't bold cold the room. Put it at a reasonable temperature, okay?

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

romantic standard

With whom you think you're romantically compatible.

My romantic standard is Cindy so far.

by Ereck Flowers June 28, 2016

Donald mumps

The powerful negative effect of Donald Trump's administration on everyone.

British guy: I have the Donald mumps.

German guy: So do I.

Australian guy: Me too.

Kenyan guy: Yep, me as well.

Penguin in South Pole: I don't like Donald Trump at all.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Amounted to minus

A child who did the impossible and did worse in life than what anyone could have expected.

Man 1: My son became a lawyer!

Woman 1: My daughter became a doctor!

Man 2: My son amounted to minus.

Woman 2: Hm.

by Ereck Flowers March 3, 2015

malice callus

A thick sinned personality.

To take a verbal beating like that, you must have a malice callus.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

whatever

the thing you say when you start thinking too much

Bob: Do you want to go to the candy store?

Jan: Are you high?

Bob: Whatever.

by Ereck Flowers December 12, 2014

cursed worst

When you finish in last, or essentially in last, in a string of like competitions.

I'm not just the worst. I'm cursed worst with this stuff.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018