body

A physical mask used for adulthood.

Girl: You have a good body.

Guy: It's so people don't infantilize me.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

trustie

A parent or guardian who holds your money.

My trustie put 100 dollars in my bank account. Thanks, dad.

by Ereck Flowers June 22, 2016

good job

A job done in a way that is satisfying and meaningful.

Man 1: You did a nice job.

Man 2: Not a good job?

Man 1: Well, you fixed the roof so we won't get wet from the rain for now. But later, it might come apart.

by Ereck Flowers February 07, 2015

busted

being caught stuffing your bra

I was busted when my friend opened the door.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2014

knife wife

A wife who cooks for her husband.

Every guy would be lucky to have married a knife wife.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

hen den

A place where women gather to discuss things that would normally agitate guys.

Go to the hen den and leave me out of it!

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

problems

The human condition.

I not only have problems, I am problems.

by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018