Definitions by Ereck Flowers

knife wife 

A wife who cooks for her husband.

Every guy would be lucky to have married a knife wife.

knife wife by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

friend pretend 

When a child imagines a friend.

My boy is friend pretending.

friend pretend by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

sap clap 

When a toadie praises someone in a position of power.

I don't need a sap clap every now and then. I just need the facts from someone with a backbone.

sap clap by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

charge barge 

When someone enters boisterously.

He charge barged into the bedroom thinking that I was cheating that night.

charge barge by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

few askew

Outliers

There were some few askews on the chart that I showed at the presentation.

few askew by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Prez fez 

A ceremonial cap given to someone with a title of power.

He wore that Prez fez all the time at meetings.

Prez fez by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

gawk talk 

When someone talks nervously to someone who intimidates and impresses them.

That boy was gawk talking to his father's friend.

gawk talk by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019