(proper name) The stage name used by some unknown jackal whose real name we've yet to figure out. Appears as the main villain in the 2017 video game Sonic Forces. Channels a stone fused onto his bust called the Phantom Ruby to create fake, virtual reality clones of your friends. Wears a mask to conceal his true identity, while simultaneously inadvertently revealing his hopeless insecurity from failing to defeat Shadow the Hedgehog once or twice. Thinks very highly of himself and looks down on literally everyone else. Doesn't have the courtesy to finish you off after maiming you once. May secretly be a huge fan of Linkin Park. May or may not have perished in the end of Sonic Forces.
by EqualsPeach September 24, 2018
(phrase) What fans of the LA Chargers say after the historically dominant New England Patriots leave the Diamond Dogs for dead after any game between the two teams. Most recently exemplified in the AFC Divisional Playoffs on January 13, 2019.
by EqualsPeach January 15, 2019
(phrase) A retort used when someone tells you a story that seems blatantly obvious or that you’ve heard many times before. Most effective when followed up with another obvious statement.
Trump supporter: Donald Trump is going to make America great again!
Anyone else: In other news, blue is a color.
Patriots fan: Your team blew a 25-point lead in the Super Bowl.
Falcons fan: In other news, grass is green.
Omochao: (insert anything here)
Guy playing Sonic Adventure 2: In other news, water is wet. (suddenly gets an idea)
Anyone else: In other news, blue is a color.
Patriots fan: Your team blew a 25-point lead in the Super Bowl.
Falcons fan: In other news, grass is green.
Omochao: (insert anything here)
Guy playing Sonic Adventure 2: In other news, water is wet. (suddenly gets an idea)
by EqualsPeach November 19, 2017
An original game from Nintendo, which by itself is so rare that it is believed to be a fragment of the latest Blood Moon.
"Take a good look at this Splatoon game, because you won't see another game like it for a good many years!"
by EqualsPeach November 02, 2015
(proper noun) The game company famous for milking your nostalgia for cold hard cash, which led to 10 Mario Parties, 8 Mario Karts, countless sports games, and New Super Luigi U.
1- So what do you wanna play next? Mario Party 19? Mario Kart 12? Mario Sports Ultrahypermegamix? New Super Mario Bros. Y? Super Mario 5D World? Luigi's 4th Mansion?
2- (in his head) Ugh. Nintendo, can I catch a break already!?
2- (in his head) Ugh. Nintendo, can I catch a break already!?
by EqualsPeach May 20, 2016