Definitions by Epicgamer33
Joe mama
A word that NO LIFE FUCKING BAND KIDS USE!!! If you use joe mama, you have no friends and you make everyone quiet I. The room when making a joke
Band kid: yo know who joe?
Normal human being: what… (this shit is annoying)
Band kid: JOE MAMA!!
Normal human being: bro you don’t have a MAMA or a dad
Band kid: oh… well you… um… joe-
Normal human being: shut the fuck up and get a life
Normal human being: what… (this shit is annoying)
Band kid: JOE MAMA!!
Normal human being: bro you don’t have a MAMA or a dad
Band kid: oh… well you… um… joe-
Normal human being: shut the fuck up and get a life
Joe mama by Epicgamer33 January 27, 2022
Kooss
It’s a all new word I made by me (The genius) epicgamer33. It stands for Islam Terrorists hijacking a plane and crash in too the World Trade Center and made it one of the worst days of American history…
Cool word right?
Cool word right?
Mean while on 2021 on September 11…
My genius ass: hey
Friend: hey bro what’s up
My genius ass: guess what? I just came up with a new word.
Friend: ok, what is it?
My genius ass: kooss!
Friend: what’s that?
My genius ass: (me explaining it like a genius)
Friend: …
My genius ass: cool right
Friend: fuck is wrong with you? My grandparents died in 9/11!
My genius ass: oh… what a Kooss!
My genius ass: hey
Friend: hey bro what’s up
My genius ass: guess what? I just came up with a new word.
Friend: ok, what is it?
My genius ass: kooss!
Friend: what’s that?
My genius ass: (me explaining it like a genius)
Friend: …
My genius ass: cool right
Friend: fuck is wrong with you? My grandparents died in 9/11!
My genius ass: oh… what a Kooss!
Kooss by Epicgamer33 January 27, 2022
Christmas
Oh you know. RHE BEST DANM FUCKING HOLIDAY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!! I mean, COME ON! You got you’re songs, the colors, the story’s, the theme, the weather just everything is DANM perfect. And if someone says Halloween, they either are a fucking emo or they are trying to be original in choosing a holiday that’s not Christmas
Person 1: I can’t DANM wait for Christmas!
Person 2: you like Christmas? Halloweens better
Person 1: alright you fucking emo. Get the hell out of my DANM sight
Person 2: :(
Person 2: you like Christmas? Halloweens better
Person 1: alright you fucking emo. Get the hell out of my DANM sight
Person 2: :(
Christmas by Epicgamer33 December 11, 2021
Dylan
If you have the name Dylan. You are either a little ass fortnite kid who can’t make a DANM joke. Or a fat fuck who talks about Naruto and is fucking cringey as shit. Dylan is a terrible name (in my opinion). The name “Dylan” just reminds me of a cringey, annoying, screechy little fortnite kid who makes the whole room quite when he makes a joke. But 15% of the time, Dylan’s are pretty cool
Dylan: OMG GUYS AMONG US!!!
Me: …..
Dylan: *eats all my god DANM lunch*
Dylan: oops I thought that was mine sorry. Anyways can we talk about Naruto?
Me: *beats the fucking shit out Dylan*
Me: …..
Dylan: *eats all my god DANM lunch*
Dylan: oops I thought that was mine sorry. Anyways can we talk about Naruto?
Me: *beats the fucking shit out Dylan*
Dylan by Epicgamer33 December 11, 2021
Dog
Me: *pets dog*
Me again: awww cute dog
My dog: no I’m god
Me: no silly dog
My dog: oh yeah? Who feeds me and gives me water? You! Who cleans my shit that’s outside? You! Who fixes all the mistakes I did like peeing on your bed, constantly making you sick because you’re allergic and who always DANM barks every night because you keep putting me in that DANM cage??? Who! Huh!!?!?
Me: Me :(
My dog: yeah!!!! Your my DANM slave and I’m god. DEAL WITH IT MOTHERF*CKER
Me again: awww cute dog
My dog: no I’m god
Me: no silly dog
My dog: oh yeah? Who feeds me and gives me water? You! Who cleans my shit that’s outside? You! Who fixes all the mistakes I did like peeing on your bed, constantly making you sick because you’re allergic and who always DANM barks every night because you keep putting me in that DANM cage??? Who! Huh!!?!?
Me: Me :(
My dog: yeah!!!! Your my DANM slave and I’m god. DEAL WITH IT MOTHERF*CKER
Dog by Epicgamer33 December 11, 2021